FUN!

I can't wait to ask:

So who won that iPad from when you bribed people to leave positive Amazon reviews on your books?

Do you feel accomplished knowing that your "church" is so damaging to people's mental health that former members have had to start support groups in order to begin to heal?

Where did you get those cool jeans?

Pastor Marc, why does the subject of Mars Hill Church bore me endlessly, while others on Slog have so much to say about it?

Dear Pastor Mark: I keep reading from MH people that the Bible and only the Bible is preached. Why is it that some verses of Leviticus, a book in the Old Testament of the Bible, are easier for you and your audience/attendees to follow, like Leviticus 18:22 but Leviticus 19:28 is not so easy?
"'You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD."

Dear Pastor Mark: Women in Mars Hill are not to preach the Word of the Lord to men. Yet in John 20:17 Jesus sent her off to tell His brethren that He is alive, and verse 18 states that she obeyed. Mark 16:9–11 adds that Mary Magdalene was the first to whom the Lord appeared, Why didn't Jesus know any better than to ask a woman to go tell men he had returned from the dead? Isn't that preaching the Good News?

PM: When's your next all-male retreat- y'know, w/o all those harpy gals- where we can get down with each other's male glory? #WeKnowYouWantIt

Pastor Mark: You and Scientology both support blacklisting ex-members. Do you share any other tenets, such as the belief in evolution from clams, or extraterrestrial overlords?

Yo Driscoll: Does it bug you that when you google Mars Hill coffee the third result is Bethany Jean Clement's article about your connection to Storyville. By the way, tell us about your connection to Storyville. And does it bug Storyville that their sixth result in google is the same article? Could you tell us about your non-connection to Storyville and your latest retreat with the founder?

I have a two part question: At what stage in your role as Mars Hill pastor did you decide give up using prostitutes (domestically), and why won't you call my mom, send money, or admit to the world that I'm your son?

Now that the Georgetown Playfield has redone their restrooms, do you prefer T-107 or Black River Riparian Park?

Yo pastor Mark, what percentage of her income does Seattleblues tithe to your church and how often does she come in for pastoral counselling?

Is yoga still demonic?

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath…

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And do you realize that the commuter cyclists do notice the full parking lot at T-107, and that those helmet cameras are easily good enough these days to resolve license plates from a couple dozen yards away?

Pastor Marc: why are you such a bossy bottom? I mean I know you were really busy at Club Z last weekend but could you call?

Dear Pastor Marc,

When you have a spare moment, can you please ask god why he chose to destroy The Philippines. Also, of less importance, will you ask god why he created the Slug?

Finally, if I masturbate too much I will go blind (and then to hell of course) right? Can you give me a ballpark figure of when I might go blind so I can plan accordingly?

PS - Is god on Facebook yet?

Well, that didn't last long. Seems he has ended his twitter talk after 30mins or so.