18 hours in and my nicotine/Slog habit becomes too strong for my 24hr goal. Next time, soon.

Ok, #1 Story Entry (it's only one sentence and is what I saw on my screen). It's called:

-THE STORY
Write a Constantesque nonsense story about the government shutdown that employs the following randomly selected words: tonsillectomy, chartreuse, mongoloid-

The above story was cut and pasted (not typed), but I wrote it out in longhand on a piece of paper first. Do I get a doggy award for following your orders?

THE STORY also includes a sub-title and the words THE END. It is featured on another website, and you really should GO READ THE WHOLE THING.