No one in the Maldives remembers voting for a king.
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
The African swallow shouldn't even be a suspect since African swallows are non-migratory.
1. Witches burn, just like wood.
2. Wood floats, just like a duck
Ergo, if the coconut weighs the same as a duck (i.e., if it floats), then it's made of wood and therefore - a witch!
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ANOTHER STUNNING VICTORY FOR - SCIENCE!
There might be something to these allegations after all.