Just when you thought hipsters were over. They're back with a vengeance!

Graduate from The Art Institutes. Move to Ballard. And five minutes later get a (really sloppy) tattoo swearing eternal love and commitment to total bullshit myth of a dead woman you know from Wikipedia and some garbled shit passed on via a third hand news report from -- holy shit! -- China.

Edith forever! Fixies forever! Winona forever!

Fucking parasites. You twits are the reason Ballard had demand for a Trader Joe's and an LA Fitness. Own it.

^Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Jeesh.

@1, I shall twirl the tips of my waxed mustachio while pondering your comment over a single-origin cold brewed coffee here at Stoneburner at Hotel Ballard.