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Full time Park Rangers? This doesn't sound like an ailing economy. An ailing economy would put cameras in the park. Or have a patrol car regularly cruise by. Or a drone!
2
Don't worry Detroit, I've heard Omni Consumer Products is drafting you an offer over the weekend.
3
ask paul constant for his drone. it is a piece of crap, but it has a camera!!
4
I will never understand why people who cannot swim go out and dive into bodies of water. That guy is really fortunate that someone had the wherewithal to identify what was happening and get him out of there. Now he'll be alive to accept his Darwin Award.
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@2,
I'd buy that for a dollar!
6
Detroit goes bankrupt? Looks like Romney got his wish...
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Park rangers in Cal Anderson Park? What's next? "Do Not Feed the Bears" signs?
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We need parables, not "counter-stereotypical messages".

The parable of the hoodie-wearing teen who saved a kid from being run over in the street.

The parable of the neighborhood watch member who gave a hoodie teen a ride home with his skittles.

Stuff like that.
10
@8 kind of counter-productive.

Maybe a sign that says "Do not feed bears honey."
12
The Detroit bankruptcy is a scam by a scumbag “emergency manager” to break to public employee unions, loot the city of anything valuable left in it and privatize anything it can to help subsidize big corporations, and save the State of Michigan from having to meet its obligations.
13
aren't the rangers needed more from 10pm to 7 am?
14
Uh oh, those photo's of Tsarnaev that were leaked by Sgt. Sean Murphy clearly show NO self-inflicted throat wound. So it turns out the theatric version where the young Tsarnaev attempted to take his own life when he was trapped in a boat (with a gun it turns out he never had) was complete and total bullshit. Kind of like every other fact surrounding the Boston Bombing which has subsequently turned out to be crap. Oh, Tsarnaev's throat was cut that night, but not by him.
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@14, uh-huh.

@11, I think it's funny that the indentification photo the cops were distributing in the leaked pics was THE EXACT SAME PHOTO as the RS cover.
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Hooray for Parking Phone app! Completely makes sense, although they should also paint QR codes on the spaces.
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Dear The Slog,
Remember when you allowed Guest Sloggers to take over Slog for a day?

Please do it ome more time. Turn Slog over to John Bailo for a day. It will be fucking hilarious. Bailo up there twisting in the wind, with his underpants down around his ankles as he blurts out one non-sequiter after another.

HYDROGEN ECONOMY! SUBURBS! CITIES! GAWP, DERP!
18
Detroit will auction off naming rights. Google maps will be updated to reflect the city of T-Mobile, MI ... but it can still be "Motown USA".
20
Larium is nasty shit. I'll never take it again.

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