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Yup, this crybaby was looking for attention. Aaaaaand check.

All the same, spoiler warnings are nice as a courtesy.
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SCREW YOU, PAUL CONSTANT! THAT GUY'S TWEET WOULD HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING, BUT YOU GAVE AWAY THE WHOLE THING. I CAN'T BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW PISSED I AM RIGHT NOW!
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Thankfully, this was an isolated incident that's unlikely to be repeated.
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'Rosebud' was the name of the sled. Just wanted you all to know.
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@4 - Great, you just ruined Cool Runnings.
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Lessee, "Argo" premiered in cinemas last October, and has been available online & on DVD for nearly five months.

This guy should stop deluding himself; he was NEVER going to watch it.
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@5, I did not know Cool Runnings is about sleds! You spoiled what surprise I may have felt if I ever happened to see it!
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Snape kills Dumbledoor
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Cool Runnings was surprisingly good. You can all go to hell for spoiling my ability to spoil it for you. Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.
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Welcome to the internet...?
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Caine kills Abel
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Rick Santorum is gay
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You know, it's not a slow news day...
14
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

O_o
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@5 - typing ha ha ha ha ha ha doesn't do justice to that comment, but that's what I got.

Also, the actual ending of Argo was almost as stupid.

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I guess that's why Bruce Willis keeps surviving all those terrorists and bank robbers trying to kill him.
17
"Adults should not throw temper tantrums."

In the age of the Internet, there are no adults anymore.
18
Finkle is Einhorn!
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Not to mention that Argo is based on a true story...can you spoil historical events? Everyone knows Lincoln is assassinated in the end...right? I haven't seen the movie, but I'm assuming so...
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@4 actually “Rosebud,” the important word from Citizen Kane, was William Randolph Hearst’s nickname for the clitoris of his mistress Marion Davies.
21
you guys better not ruin the ending of Anal Cum Farts XIII for me.
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Does this mean Dan doesn't throw hissy firs anymore? Because he admitted to having them at The Stranger on This American Life, at least during the 90s. Because you wouldn't work for someone engaging in the very behavior you condemn, would you, Paul?
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Adults throw temper tantrums all the time, how else do you explain the Tea Party?.
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Wait, ghosts ain't real?

Dang, there go summer horror movies ...
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What a jerk, trying to shut down an entirely new art form in which artists create false spoilers for movies. Imagine the suprise when the jerk actually watches Argo, expecting a ghost that never appears! Awesome surprise! Just like when a prototype German U-boat picked up and revises Leonardo DiCaprio at the end of the credit sequence in Titanic.

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