SCREW YOU, PAUL CONSTANT! THAT GUY'S TWEET WOULD HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING, BUT YOU GAVE AWAY THE WHOLE THING. I CAN'T BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW PISSED I AM RIGHT NOW!
Cool Runnings was surprisingly good. You can all go to hell for spoiling my ability to spoil it for you. Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.
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Not to mention that Argo is based on a true story...can you spoil historical events? Everyone knows Lincoln is assassinated in the end...right? I haven't seen the movie, but I'm assuming so...
Does this mean Dan doesn't throw hissy firs anymore? Because he admitted to having them at The Stranger on This American Life, at least during the 90s. Because you wouldn't work for someone engaging in the very behavior you condemn, would you, Paul?
What a jerk, trying to shut down an entirely new art form in which artists create false spoilers for movies. Imagine the suprise when the jerk actually watches Argo, expecting a ghost that never appears! Awesome surprise! Just like when a prototype German U-boat picked up and revises Leonardo DiCaprio at the end of the credit sequence in Titanic.
All the same, spoiler warnings are nice as a courtesy.
This guy should stop deluding himself; he was NEVER going to watch it.
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Also, the actual ending of Argo was almost as stupid.
In the age of the Internet, there are no adults anymore.
Dang, there go summer horror movies ...