What is going on here? How did the aborted fetus learn how to write? The only explanation is that Ken Hutcherson is a wizard and cast a necromantic spell to bring it back undead and then spent the rest of time making it into a meat puppet. And don't necromantic spells require you to use other people's trapped souls in payment for magical power over the dead and undead? Does his God know that he is doing this?
This is a conceptual rip-off of "Diary of an Unborn Child," an execrable written piece that first appeared in a Victor Buono monologue, was co-opted for publication by the Jehovah's Witnesses in 1980, and most infamously turned into a terrible song by Christian novelty artist Lil' Markie. If you choose to find that on the web and listen to it I deny all responsibility.
In fairness, Ken seems to have let a bit of his own personal remorse shine through: "I just wish I would have known what it was that made me less than human so I could have tried to fix it. Sadly, it was my fault for not working harder on this."
@12 By the same token, religious people (or at least those who posit a happy afterlife) should be laughing and cheering at funerals. The fact that this is less than common makes me suspicious they have secret doubts about the rosy picture in their faith.
That's what you're talking about, right?
Just curious.
Hahahahaha! Hey, Hutch, what did you use for lungs? An embryo/fetus under 20 weeks can't breathe on its own.
Christians don't think things through.
Asking for a friend...
"I just wish I would have known what it was that made me less than human so I could have tried to fix it. Sadly, it was my fault for not working harder on this."