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don't know about the teeth whitener, but i'm sure he'll have no problem finding hair product.
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It's always the ones you suspect the most...
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They are misdemeanor charges. He'll probably do 6 months--maybe less.
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Damn this guy makes my skin crawl. It's the dead shark eyes paired with the giant fake grin--he looks like this in every picture.

Creep to the power of creep.
5
Asshole Gone Apeshit.
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That dead-eyed smile is creeping me out.
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I think that's more teeth than a human is supposed to have.
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That ladymouth of his is sure going to see some action now. I'm going to predict a couple chipped teeth, and 6 months tops. Last I heard, they were emptying out the jails in LA County.
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Yeah, that smile is Joker-esque.
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Take a good look, Joe, because it's the LAST time you're going to see THESE!
11
I hope the sharks in county treat him with the same dignity and respect he showed to all of his models.
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@11: This. Yes.
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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They look like doggie dentures, from that commercial for some kind of canine chew sticks.
15
He looks like his first name should be Corey.
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Does anyone else find it odd that "assault causing great bodily injury" is a misdemeanor in California?
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"#6 - Patrick McGrath,"

I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A HYPOCRITE. ADULT-FILM STAR, "Ryan Idol," ALLEGEDLY BEAT HIS WOMAN. BUT, I GUARANTEE, A LOT OF MALE HOMOSEXUALS ARE STILL JACKIN' TO HIS SHIT.

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON
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"#8 - biffp,"

I AM TIRED OF THIS "HOMOSEX IN JAIL THANG." IT SEEMS LOGICAL TO ASSUME MALE RAPE IN JAIL IS ACTED ON A MALE WHOSE HETEROSEXUALITY IS UNQUESTIONED - THEREBY, PRODUCING THE DESIRED EFFECT OF DEMEANING THAT MALE VICTIM. EVEN HETEROSEXUAL INMATES KNOW HOMOSEXUAL INMATES HAVE AIDS AND/OR OTHER DISEASES. THESE HETEROSEXUAL MALES PLAN TO RETURN HOME TO WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS.

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON
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...?
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Hopefully he gets pounded in the ass and one of the other prisoners film it. That sociopath is going to be one great bitch for some prison dude.
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Mmmm...yes, he's an awful man. And yes, he's done awful things to women. But prison rape is not really funny stuff.
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CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON:

I must say you're rather unique in our little Slog world. I promise I can read you just fine, maybe even better, with lowercase letters.
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@23 WHAT WRONG WITH CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON CHOICE IN ORTHOGRAPHIC AESTHETICS??! WHAT TRYING TO SAY?? HULK READ THE SUBTEXT HERE! WHY SEATTLE PEOPLE NEED BE SO DISCRIMINATORY?!
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THANKS, "Hulk."
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I love you, Hulk.
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For all you people who (disturbingly) are rooting and hoping he gets violently raped in prison, keep in mind he will be going to rich white man prison, not real prison.

And likely for less than a year.
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5 years means around 26 months, and in California, that could mean as little as 5 months due to prison overcrowding.
30
Idiot gone wild. Hope he enjoys prison life.
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+1 for SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON. I have too-loud/didn't-read'ed all of your posts on every thread thus far. What I have gleaned without reading is "I am a huge asshole who's desperate for attention."
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Dear CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON, I wanted to thank you for posting under an identifiable name, so that I can easily use the Registered Commenter Filter to hide your posts forever. I would like to ask you which mugshot online is yours (Ohio or Florida) but since I've blocked you permanently, I wouldn't see the answer anyway.
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I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE, SO, I GUESS I WILL DO THIS AGAIN.

I ASSUME COMMENT #17 - WHICH WAS PULLED - WAS MINE. I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT WHAT WOULD BE OFFENSIVE ABOUT THAT COMMENTARY. THEN I GOT IT!

W-O-M-E-N-'S RIGHTS!!!!

WELL, I GUESS THIS BOILS DOWN TO WHETHER YOU TRULY BELIEVE I AM NEGRO. IF YOU DO, THIS COMMENTARY WHICH WAS PULLED IS AN ACCURATE CHARACTERIZATION OF NEGRO MALE/FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS IN ARKANSAS, MISSISSIPPI AND TENNESSEE [my neck-of-the-woods].

THIS CENSORING WAS A SHOCK TO SOMEONE WHO HAS PUBLICALLY IDENTIFIED HIMSELF AS, Negro White-Supremacist. I GUESS PUTTING FEMALES IN A BAD LIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUTTING RACIAL MINORITIES IN A BAD LIGHT.

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON
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I met that Francis guy once. And yes, just as you'd expect he is a huuuuuge pile of shit. My first thought after shaking his hand was: "Wow, this dude is a trust fund away from being a serial rapist."
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He really does look like a cartoon shark...and has a personality to match.
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ALL NIGHT LONG I HAVE BEEN LYIN' IN MY BED FUCKIN' PISSED TO THE HILT! - I CAN NOT SHAKE THIS SHIT OFF! I WILL NOT BITE MY FUCKIN' GOD-DAMN TONGUE FOR ANYBODY!!!!! MY INTELLECT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. BUT, Stranger CENSORS ME FOR SOME FUCKED-UP LOYALTY TO SO-CALLED, "battered women!" WHY DO lesbians CARE ABOUT battered women? ... straight women DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT Y'ALL.

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON
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WELL, WELL, WELL!!!!!

I JUST Googled MY NAME AND RE-READ THE COMMENTARY I MADE AT, sexistfacebookdudes. A FUCKIN' GOD-DAMN ASSHOLE THOUGHT IT WAS "CUTE" TO PUBLISH MY Stranger Comments. THEN, THIS POOR FOOL HAD THE STUPIDITY TO ADMIT HE/SHE WAS SITTING AT HER/HIS OFFICE COMPUTER AT Stranger WHEN THOSE COMMENTS WERE MADE.

N-E-V-E-R UNDERESTIMATE MY INTELLECT. I Google MY NAME ON A DAILY BASIS. YES - IT TOOK SOME TIME, BUT, NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY I WAS CENSORED. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH battered women. IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SOME MEDIOCRE LIBERAL WHO DOES NOT LIKE MY POLITICS.

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON

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