BREAKING: Westlake Park Hotdog Vendor Terrorized by Lack of May Day Business

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Dude, only protesters buy hot dogs.

Everyone knows that.

The one percent only buy fancy lunches in fancy restaurants.

And then undertip.

Will in Seattle on May 1, 2013 at 1:34 PM

I'm toying with the idea of going to that scottish play at the Paramount tonight but was wondering if I would be driving into the heart of darkness.

fletc3her on May 1, 2013 at 1:51 PM

Whose hot dogs? Our hot dogs!

Gern Blanston on May 1, 2013 at 1:56 PM

When do we want them? Now. What do we want on them? Mustard and ketchup.

biffp on May 1, 2013 at 2:21 PM

FWIW, my husband works in one of the buildings on Westlake Park and the police just came and informed them that they should send people home. So he's on the way home and we're choosing to take this as a surprise afternoon off. I stuck a couple beers in the fridge in preparation.

Jessica on May 1, 2013 at 2:48 PM

Fuck ketchup!

on May 1, 2013 at 2:49 PM

@5 I work really close to Westlake too (I see Mr. Jessica around all the time), I wonder if they'll do the same for my building? Man, that would be nice.

Hernandez on May 1, 2013 at 2:56 PM