I'm so thrilled to roll my bike through your adorable doggy's shit. Or step in it -- he's taking up the whole sidewalk there. And the strip outside my work has a steady stream of wheelchair users all day, but they can just go around into the street, right?
(Of course, Charles would say something about how not everyone appreciates someone letting their dog rub its crotch all over the public sidewalk.)
I'll come pick up the poo later, no need to run it over. You're making a mess you animal. Savage beast.