Blogs Mar 19, 2013 at 5:12 pm

Area Women Being Vaporized by Aliens: Photographic Evidence!

Anna Minard
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1
I for one welcome our ... wait a second, call up the Drone Police!
Will in Seattle on March 19, 2013 at 5:30 PM Report this
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Whenever I see random clothes about I like to imagine the rapture happened and there was only one person God wanted.
ScienceNerd on March 19, 2013 at 5:40 PM Report this
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Another romantic encounter at the rest stop....
Gern Blanston on March 19, 2013 at 5:40 PM Report this
4
Next week someone will post a picture of a tinfoil hat on the floor of the Stranger offices.
Asbel on March 19, 2013 at 5:42 PM Report this
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@4 we need an iPhone game or Droid game for this.

We could call it "Seattle Womyn vs Space Aliens". If you blog enough you get (recycled post-consumer) Tin Foil hats for your womyn, but the Space Aliens try to use their NFL agents on them.

Would make a great sidescroller or alien ship drop game.
Will in Seattle on March 19, 2013 at 6:07 PM Report this
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Go to 8414 Greenwood Ave N
Merchant Seaman on March 19, 2013 at 6:21 PM Report this
7
Amazon Rapture's Seattle-area pilot program.

Soon, you too can go to the big Walmart in the sky.
Zebes on March 19, 2013 at 6:31 PM Report this
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Here's a lonely bra, caught on a fence in downtown Everett.

http://i.imgur.com/Rgdn970.jpg

Dr_Awesome on March 19, 2013 at 6:32 PM Report this
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So she was standing on the lid of a dumpster when the aliens got her? She must have been very light, since she didn't make the lightweight plastic lid cave in under her weight.
Tacoma Traveler on March 19, 2013 at 6:36 PM Report this
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You know, I always wondered what a negligee was. I first saw the word in a Calvin and Hobbes comic, believe it or not.
venomlash on March 19, 2013 at 8:08 PM Report this
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Maybe it's just the "truly needy's" version of a craigslist curb alert?
stonato on March 19, 2013 at 8:09 PM Report this
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more stupid shit from minard @ the stranger.
SASS on March 19, 2013 at 9:09 PM Report this
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Are those Louboutin's?
kooshball on March 19, 2013 at 10:08 PM Report this
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It's walking Space Needles. I warned you! You can't say I didn't warn you! Everybody wanted a nice view of a Space Needle and they didn't check to see what they were really being bought for.
delirian on March 20, 2013 at 2:56 AM Report this
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Obviously we need more Space Needles in Seattle @14.
Will in Seattle on March 20, 2013 at 1:42 PM Report this
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If you want to be protected from something powerful enough to vaporize flesh, a tinfoil hat won't cut it. You need an underground concrete bunker.
I have always been... east coaster on March 20, 2013 at 2:36 PM Report this
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Odds on at least one of these two being related to a rape, anybody?

(Seriously, Cienna, I know you were trying to be funny, but "wooded area" and "abandoned shoes/underclothing" suggests violence - and a certain nasty type of violence - more than anything else.)
DonServo on March 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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