In a perfect world, the president will address anything and everything that the average American's brain could possibly come up with, and nothing would ever get done.
I'd bring up meat just to push Ted Nuget's buttons. He's primed for guns but any kind of moderately enlightened comments on meat or women's breasts or big trucks is all it will take to about give him a stroke. Imagine the video of Ted Nugent being dragged screaming from the gallery.
The angry white man of the 21st century is a deeply sensitive, delicately feeling creature that upsets oh so easily. I expect fainting couches to make a comeback.
I can't buy an antibiotic for my pet without an Rx. The Obama administration has discussed extending this rule to livestock, but a representative at Jeffers Pet Supply just told me I could buy livestock antibiotics without a prescription.
Considering how much I have paid doctors and vets to get access to antibiotics for myself and my pets, I find it kind of bullshit that agribusiness can just buy the stuff.
The angry white man of the 21st century is a deeply sensitive, delicately feeling creature that upsets oh so easily. I expect fainting couches to make a comeback.
Considering how much I have paid doctors and vets to get access to antibiotics for myself and my pets, I find it kind of bullshit that agribusiness can just buy the stuff.
Keep eating meat, people! Nothing to see here. Move along.
(Vegetarians, here's the special password for the post-apocalypse rendezvous...)