Wow. Amber, you know nothing about Anna and her love for small businesses. I'm not going to tell you, but I am going to say that she knows what you and Ghambari do not which is that the first rule of owning a small business is TREAT YOUR EMPLOYEES WELL. Trust them. Don't fine them for the "WASTED TIME" washing hands takes! Don't assume that what they are doing with their government sanctioned time off is playing hookie. They're not your slaves, massa.
You've got something funky happening when you click the cover art -- it's asking me to log in: A username and password are being requested by http://admin.thestranger.com. The site says: "The Stranger (Content)"
Right?