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1
Jesus, Cienna. That makes Anna's daily eggs-&-sausage breakfast sound pretty healthy in comparison.
2
People are strange.
3
Spinkle cayenne pepper in orange juice to help build up your stomach lining again. Also, good against the leading edge of colds. Better on actual orange slices, but since you're not on solid food right now, OJ is the next best option.

Are you going to have the lab test the curse powder? I'd want to know first. I bet Charles could tell you if it's actually made out of horse.
4
I hope everything works out ok in the end. See what I did there? But seriously, be careful. Let me know if you end up needing a kidney or something.
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@4, thanks! But it'll be okay. I have an extra set of organs in the fridge.
6
Play whatever weird games with your diet you want - but please, please don't consume mysterious powders that arrive anonymously in ziploc bags. A slurry of box wine and yogurt doesn't sound like a great plan, but putting yourself at the mercy of random psychotics sounds a lot worse.
7
You should shoot that horse before the cleanse. That's just common sense.
8
What the fuck is wrong with a healthy meal?
9
What #6 said. Are you crazy??? DO NOT CONSUME mystery powder.
10
For all we know it could be horse meat powder from Poland, as sold in Ireland, Spain, and Portugal as "beef".
11
My money's on PCP. Cienna's going to be naked soon, heaving every blessed thing in the Stranger offices out the windows and spitting out big chunks of broken glass.
12
Cleanses are stupid fucking pseudo-scientific bullshit
13
A week of sweet beverages and no dietary fiber sounds like a great way to get type 2 diabetes real quick
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@11: That's a typical Thursday around here.
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@14 for the Typical Thursday Pics Or It Didn't Happen win.
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Just saying these are boxed. And liquid. So drink away. And call me *snicker*
17
You're going on a juice-only diet for a week? Juice has about the same nutritional properties as soda. This will hurt your health. Please, listen to your mother and eat some solid food.
18
And my friends said I couldn't get Stranger staff to eat ground up Ex-lax.

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