I think I totally want go gay marry Kai, which would, of course, be a disaster, so we'd have to get a gay divorce. But that first Thanksgiving and Christmas would be so worth it!
Small detail for the absurd: Check out the first video during the first few seconds. The smashed up car driven by "Jesus" has Washington plates on it. I'm not reading any further into this matter.
@3, no kidding - as a youth I used to be super drawn to exactly this kind of damaged fluency in a guy. The yarnspinning, the mesmerizing-stare technique, the brave wounded-bird tone, the menacing shadows, it's all there. Drug burnout? Damaged upbringing? Incipient schizophrenia? All I know is, when it came attached to good cheekbones and fixable teeth I too used to want to marry it.
Best of luck to Kai, our grubby-thumbed surfer hitchhiking his way out of the San Joaquin valley.
Having finished the second video, I think Kai is going to go viral. He's the next Joe the Plumber. He'll be on MTV in a few weeks and have his own show. You read it here first.
I sincerely hope that Kai gets lots and lots of pussy as a result of this. He deserves every bit of it. May he be filled so full of pussy it leaks out his ears.
But, let's hope he does not reproduce. Let them be magic pussies, that rightfully reject his seed.
I hate to be a Debby Downer, but what about the poor PG&E guy? Just because he didn't have "life-threatening" injuries, that doesn't mean he won't be permanently disabled.
I agree that Kai is a righteous dude, and I'm glad he was there to prevent further carnage, but I feel bad for that poor lineman. His career may very well be over. Thank God for the IBEW.
Put this video in the USA time capsule. It has got crazy, obesity, GB Packers, homelessness, a hippy, big hearted love, a car accident, racism, Jesus. Only thing missing is guns.
Kai is the reason I love dive bars like the Canterbury. That place is a magnet for sweet, slightly unhinged dropouts like him. That video could have been shot in the Canterbury pool room on any given day.
Best of luck to Kai, our grubby-thumbed surfer hitchhiking his way out of the San Joaquin valley.
But, let's hope he does not reproduce. Let them be magic pussies, that rightfully reject his seed.
Someone autotune this guy!
I agree that Kai is a righteous dude, and I'm glad he was there to prevent further carnage, but I feel bad for that poor lineman. His career may very well be over. Thank God for the IBEW.
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