Blogs Feb 3, 2013 at 10:46 am

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My goodness my life is dull.
2
Why does he consider the sheriff different from the police?
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I think I totally want go gay marry Kai, which would, of course, be a disaster, so we'd have to get a gay divorce. But that first Thanksgiving and Christmas would be so worth it!
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If only Homeless Hitchhiker Kai had had a gun instead of a hatchet, this all would have turned out differently...
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I didn't know there were professional Pauly Shore impersonators.
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Small detail for the absurd: Check out the first video during the first few seconds. The smashed up car driven by "Jesus" has Washington plates on it. I'm not reading any further into this matter.
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@3, no kidding - as a youth I used to be super drawn to exactly this kind of damaged fluency in a guy. The yarnspinning, the mesmerizing-stare technique, the brave wounded-bird tone, the menacing shadows, it's all there. Drug burnout? Damaged upbringing? Incipient schizophrenia? All I know is, when it came attached to good cheekbones and fixable teeth I too used to want to marry it.

Best of luck to Kai, our grubby-thumbed surfer hitchhiking his way out of the San Joaquin valley.
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Antoine Dodson's long-lost twin?
10
That was awesome. God bless all the Kais in the world.
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Bailo FTW, which means the world has now come to a close... Thanks. It's been fun.
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Having finished the second video, I think Kai is going to go viral. He's the next Joe the Plumber. He'll be on MTV in a few weeks and have his own show. You read it here first.
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@7: You've probably already seen it, but your comment made me think of this youtube video. I should probably note that it contains some NSFW language.
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@13, holy shit - it's like the audition tape of the guy Aaron Paul beat out to get the Jesse Pinkman role. Thank you!
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OMG. Kai is the best kind of lunatic. But a lunatic nevertheless. That second video is crazy awesome.
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Cool dude, guys.
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God bless America.
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Dude, put that pack down. My back hurts just watching this.
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I sincerely hope that Kai gets lots and lots of pussy as a result of this. He deserves every bit of it. May he be filled so full of pussy it leaks out his ears.

But, let's hope he does not reproduce. Let them be magic pussies, that rightfully reject his seed.
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@19 Best comment of the day!
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this hasn't been autotuned already?
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Best line from the 2nd video is this "If you'll be Jesus Christ, I'll be the AntiChrist then"
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@9 I know.
Someone autotune this guy!
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I hate to be a Debby Downer, but what about the poor PG&E guy? Just because he didn't have "life-threatening" injuries, that doesn't mean he won't be permanently disabled.

I agree that Kai is a righteous dude, and I'm glad he was there to prevent further carnage, but I feel bad for that poor lineman. His career may very well be over. Thank God for the IBEW.
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What would the Pope do?
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Stay beautiful, Fresno.
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Put this video in the USA time capsule. It has got crazy, obesity, GB Packers, homelessness, a hippy, big hearted love, a car accident, racism, Jesus. Only thing missing is guns.
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Kai is the reason I love dive bars like the Canterbury. That place is a magnet for sweet, slightly unhinged dropouts like him. That video could have been shot in the Canterbury pool room on any given day.
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I think we just found the new spokesperson for ICP.You go ninja!
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I see that David Mamet is now staging fake news events.
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Poor Kai having to do that.
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Let us hope this "Smash! Smash! SMASH!" episode isn't a formative experience for Kai, lest he goes on to become a Brunnen-G Divine Assassin.
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I love this guy! Wish everyone had his outlook.
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Update! Wanted for murder!
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaki…

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