"Sorry, I can't do right by you until I've wronged you."

There's a slogan!

After America collapses, historians will discuss how a pair of comedy shows were the last bastion of political sanity.

Magnificent! His use of the map was brilliant. Everything was. Eep!

The Republican slander machine fail.

I hope Clement is as spectacular in his arguments in front of the Supremes as Colbert makes him sound to us.

And somebody is paying him, too. Too, too much, from the sound of it.

If that is the quality of argument that will be presented to the Supreme Court, my sense of hope just went through the fucking roof.

What do you do with the bacon and tomato anyway?