The whole time, Rachel Dratch is thinking, "Why the fuck did I ever leave SNL? That bitch Tina Fey screwed me over by talking me into playing bit characters on 30 Rock. This is what my career has become".
@3, yes, I'm sure a truly epic return gig with the on-fire Eichner really made her sad. And now that it's a must-see she's probably SUPER depressed about that as well.
Banna: according to her memoir, she isn't bitter. But maybe this would rate a new chapter.