Film/TV Jan 21, 2013 at 11:14 am

Zombie Apocalypse Hints: Go to this Ace Hardware!

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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1
There's a gun right there in the still-frame. Shouldn't you be foaming at the mouth about that?
treehugger on January 21, 2013 at 11:31 AM Report this
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Yeah, this is a Sundance "official selection" film, all right. Only half way through a nine minute video, I was fighting drowsiness.
Knat on January 21, 2013 at 11:33 AM Report this
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"Everyone can come...just, no kids and no bitches...because it's all about survival. I mean, we're not there to take care of everybody."--2016 Republican National Convention Party Policy Plank
pg13 on January 21, 2013 at 11:42 AM Report this
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Society collapses and there is still going to be power and water? Man are they in for a shock.
California Kid on January 21, 2013 at 11:49 AM Report this
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@4: and taquitos.
doceb on January 21, 2013 at 11:51 AM Report this
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Ace hardware probably does not employ an edgy and forward-thinking marketing department. This is a positive viral opportunity that other brands would kill for.
KingofQueenAnne on January 21, 2013 at 11:53 AM Report this
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I'm afraid I was underwhelmed. My hopes were got up and my expectations were not met by that dull video of people talking and not actually *doing* anything.
originalcinner on January 21, 2013 at 12:17 PM Report this
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then there's this: http://www.westlakehardware.com/specialt…

a part of the westlakew ace hardware website at http://www.westlakehardware.com
glen keenan on January 21, 2013 at 12:25 PM Report this
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LOL
"Just no kids and no bitches."

And unless you have your own water tank you will not have water.
fairly.unbalanced on January 21, 2013 at 12:35 PM Report this
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How are they planning on repopulating the earth with "no kids and no bitches"?
madcap on January 21, 2013 at 12:42 PM Report this
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what? I saw a trailer for this as an ad on a youtube video, and I assumed it was an ACE hardware ad.
drivel on January 21, 2013 at 1:17 PM Report this
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Who hasn't done this at their workplace?

Neurotic Cat on January 21, 2013 at 1:30 PM Report this
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Gave up at 2:25. Boring.
alexandria on January 21, 2013 at 3:05 PM Report this
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@14 - echo!

not tl;dw. not fucking boring, couldn't watch!

get an editor, get a plan, get anything!

also, tits or gtfo.
on January 21, 2013 at 3:29 PM Report this
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Gas is only $3.08? No wonder zombies want to go there.
Ballard Pimp on January 21, 2013 at 10:02 PM Report this

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