Georgia has done this and the result is ridiculous (eg named intersections). Also a nightmare for visitors and mapmakers.
Plus, the obscenity rule would forbid an atheist charity from naming a road since Christians are known to vandalize any kind of atheist display. Probably true for Muslim things too.
I vote for the Shit for Brains TM downtown tunnel. Because anyone will see no-one will pay $5 to drive underground in a dumbass tunnel, when they can take I-5.
No! N-O. The idea of having to refer to Boeing, or Microsoft, or Pepsi, Comcast, whatever the hell, when talking about getting directions to some place is absolutely repulsive. This is typical of Republicans. Why do we have to sell everything to corporations? All of our rights, all of our government, and now even the streets we walk on. I swear, it's like capitalism is our religion and the corporations are our gods. Our lives revolve around them. Everything is for them. We only exist to serve them. Disgusting.
I like the idea of draping these clowns in ridiculous logos. If they want to be little whores for corporations, let them dress like it.
Wow, I just finished "Snow Crash" two days ago. What the fuck FUTURE, why can't you deliver the cool shit like Rat Things and hypodermic rape preventive dentatas instead of this bullshit?
My friend in high school had a fascination with the Major Deegan Expressway. He claimed it gave people a false sense of importance...yeah, I'm driving on the Major Deegan Expressway...no big...do it all the time.
oh HELL NO. Bridges and the like should be named after people who actually DO things (hopefully for their community. Though I would love a bridge named after Nancy Wilson or something. We already have enough buildings and things named after businesses and the like.
I suggest y'all look eastward to Chicago before you sign any contracts. We've got a hundred year lease on parking meters we can't get out of (yay highest parking rates in the USA), and tolls on the Skyway are $4 and set to rise - not that the money's going to go to Chicago. Hint: the lawyers writing these contracts are not very interested in the civic good, nor are the businesses who are offering you a shitty deal because you're cash starved. It's the equivalent of a fucking payday loan. You'll be very sorry once you start down this road - us, we're looking to sell Midway airport. That should shore up our budget for another couple of months. Then, we'll just whore out Aldermen.
While its shameful to sell the rights to name streets, we kinda already do this, you just need to pay for the construction of the road. You build it, you name it.
Having worked for Wave Broadband (Cable Company), occasionally we would we handle installs on Sesame Street, Peace & Quiet Lane, Cheesehead Ave, etc. Of course you never saw something like Toyota Street because nobody would place their business miles out in the middle of nowhere Port Orchard.
If you pay to build the bridge or whatever, you should get naming rights. But selling the name of an already-existing structure just because you can is idiocy.
Plus, the obscenity rule would forbid an atheist charity from naming a road since Christians are known to vandalize any kind of atheist display. Probably true for Muslim things too.
I like the idea of draping these clowns in ridiculous logos. If they want to be little whores for corporations, let them dress like it.
Poser truck.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/20…
http://midwifetotheworld.blogspot.com/20…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=699IZwT0D…
Having worked for Wave Broadband (Cable Company), occasionally we would we handle installs on Sesame Street, Peace & Quiet Lane, Cheesehead Ave, etc. Of course you never saw something like Toyota Street because nobody would place their business miles out in the middle of nowhere Port Orchard.