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The shadowy cartel is actually headed by IHOP CEO, Julia Stewart. It's the only way they can afford their all you can eat pancake deals because the accountants forget to calculate in the cost of syrup
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The syrup must flow.
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@2: there hasn't been an ounce of real maple syrup in an IHOP in 50 years.
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The syrup trade is dangerous and attracts a criminal element from across the border. We need to declare a war on syrup and set fire to any maple fields we find being grown in secret. For the children.
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C'mon New England, "Drill baby drill!" Show the Canadians who's boss.
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Only $3 a pound?!? Why is it like triple that in the supermarket? That's an outrageous mark-up. This price-gouging must end!
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In a related story, Canada has a Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.
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First you get the syrup,
Then you get the power,
Then you get the women.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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