If owning a pair of cuffs makes you a Federal Agent, then I'm Captain Fucking America.

From the headline I thought Phoenix Jones got Purrell on his dick while fapping.

Reading the article it sounds less like a "Vigilante Sex Sting" and more like someone using Craig's list to rob people.
Helpful hint - when you've been robbed by someone you think is a pimp then you might want to skip going to the police.

"Officers then arrested the 28-year-old for extortion and unlawful imprisonment, and asked the 19-year-old if, in fact, he’d gone to the hotel for a rendezvous with a 14-year-old girl."

Hahaha, robbery and false imprisonment of a 19 year old is funny stuff! Next joke please.

If your vigilante stings when you sex, you should see a doctor.

How is this vigilante?

Read the whole story - the 28 year old posted an ad that he was a 14 year old girl. The 19 year old actually came to meet the girl.

Which Christ? on the cross or off the cross? Because on the cross would have to be worse (no way to scratch!). Please clarify, Cienna. Thank you.

@1 That's awesome. Yours is my favorite of the comments I can remember reading on Slog since ever. Thanks.

@2 I know, right? But I guess you have to carry the cash if you're going out for illicit, child-abuse, 14-year-old sex.

By the way, how dumb is that 19-year-old? It's one thing to take risks for something you really want, but it's another to totally shut down your common sense machine. It's there for a reason.

@8 That's a big part of the story that was omitted in Cienna's post.