Call Andrew Lloyd Webber!

Updated Romeo and Juliet as a musical. Kim II Jung II as male lead and Park Geun-hye as the young man's desire. What stands in their way? A DMZ!

One of my colleagues voted in the South Korean election.

If you saw the Asian version of TIME, you would have seen a picture of her.

Hoping Zooey decides to go surfing in Santa Barbara. I'll send you invites to the wedding.

It's all over my internets.

I prefer to read this as "It's all over, my internets," as though "my internets" is an affectionate term for one's blog-readin' followers.

Am I the only one who still reads Boehner as Boner? I would try to remedy that as a problem, but it just serms so darn fitting.

Boehner Pills....

@5, no your not the last. I still read his name that way too.

@5,

I'm well aware of what the proper pronunciation of his name is, but I freely call him "Boner" whenever discussing politics with friends and acquaintances. I'll use the correct pronunciation at such time that he becomes a decent human being, so, in other words, never.

I read it as Boner, and I say Boner at home. It depends who I'm talking to outside my home, since I try not to offend harmless old grannies.

"My name is John Boner. But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove".

Well Domino's Pizza need to get more employees somehow.

I never tire of "No Children." Awesome song.

@5: I refer to that idiot as Bonehead. He can't do ANYTHING right.