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1
You make eating pussy sound so complicated and unappealing.
2
Is it possible that these were a joke gift? I had a similar experience with my mother-in-law a few years back (though mine involved Superman undies*), and she nearly died laughing watching my reaction as I opened them.

*She heard from my mother that I liked to dress as Superman as a very little kid. She thought that was adorable, as mothers tend to do.
3
The panties your mom gives you are great to wear when you're on the rag and don't care if they get ruined by leakage.
4
Moms can be pretty oblivious about this stuff. When my mom went to NYC on a trip (I'm pretty sure I was also 18 or 19 at the time, so this was a while back) she bought me a Seinfeld T-shirt that said "Master of My Domain".

I'm pretty sure she had no idea what that meant.

5
Could always wear them once and sell them.
6
Why did Dan assume a bi woman would have a boyfriend?
7
@6: because, at 19, they usually do, and the bi part is all talk.

you forgot to use "Cisgendered" in your response, Dan.
8
@6 Maybe because of her first sentence?
9
@6, @7: He did not assume. She said she's been with the same guy for a year.
10
Um...I'm a straight dude dating a bi girl and I'd find it pretty creepy to get her pants off and see Disney characters on her skivvies. WTF Dan, which straight dude did you even ask?
11
Have the boyfriend wear the princess panties.
12
Knat, that's an awesome story! I hope you and your mother-in-law have a pretty good relationship, 'cause she sounds like a kick in the pants.
13
Yes @11
14
Right fuckin' on!

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