I had to look it up, because 2009 seemed too long ago for that punching incident. It actually happened last year.

Oh, and fuck Ben Weasel.

Brain fart. You're right. Fixing the typo. Thanks!

You should post a pic of a Weasel getting punched in the face if someone donates $1000.

What an asshole. I especially love how he accused you of being immature when the actual immaturity was all coming from him.

@2 Well, to be fair, my immediate reaction to the original typo was that he'd done it more than once - this idea didn't shock me one bit.

Fuck pop punk.

I once beat the shit out of Guttermouths singer for being a smart ass misogynist asshole. I also hit the guitarist from MXPX with a bottle and drank all of Blink-182s beer.

O c'mon Megan. At 15 you should be able to read Finnegan's Wake and understand every nuance. It's clearly reasonable for him to think everybody interpreted his songs exactly as intended, especially teenagers. I mean, just ask any artist ever.

Clearly, you've failed as a person.

As a cranky man who wishes he could take more naps, I fully approve.

As another cranky man with insomnia who takes no naps at all, I second 8's approval.

I know not of this Weasel or Megan's bosom. I will fact-check both.