I have a fantasy. A fantasy about a special gun. One that violently and totally blows away and obliterates all the pieces of my brain that have been unwittingly exposed to Charles' posts while leaving the rest of me intact and better than before. I could use that gun right now.
1) Plants can release compounds that inhibit the growth of competing vegetation;
2) Plant roots in intimate association with fungal mycorrhizae can exchange nutrients for mutual benefit;
3) Plant roots exert a wide range of effects on the surrounding soil microbial community.
βand that's just for starters. Try any of those with your johnson.
Anthropomorphic analogies are rather pointless here. Why? Who cares? We have to gain empathetic understandings of alien ways of doing things in order to truly appreciate them, not always translate them into human methods.
Yeah.... because root is never a euphemism for male genitalia and what the root penetrates would be a far stretch from the female. But perhaps you're right... maybe it's a homosexual tree.
1) Plants can release compounds that inhibit the growth of competing vegetation;
2) Plant roots in intimate association with fungal mycorrhizae can exchange nutrients for mutual benefit;
3) Plant roots exert a wide range of effects on the surrounding soil microbial community.
βand that's just for starters. Try any of those with your johnson.
@6 - Funny, no female parts, reproductive or otherwise came to mind as I read that line. I think that you are grasping too hard.