Mitt Romney Is President of Twitter

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Since Twitter is on the internet, it technically is under the jurisdiction of the president of the internet, which is a pixelated Mario taped to a cat, lying on a bed of bacon.

Theodore Gorath on December 11, 2012 at 11:37 AM

I'm willing to let the Nattering Nabobs Negativism continue to re-tweet the same 20 talking points to each other over and over again until they collapse from exhaustion.

"Hooray, we're the whiniest bitches on Twitter!"

Banna on December 11, 2012 at 11:43 AM

How pathetic and sad for them.

pfffter on December 11, 2012 at 11:48 AM

Romney also won the critical "homemade signs and t-shirts with unintentionally humorous misspellings" race. In your face, dumbocrats!

Proteus on December 11, 2012 at 11:59 AM

I thought big bird had won the twitter election?

milleribsen on December 11, 2012 at 3:16 PM

"Twitchy Staff"? What, was "Throbbing Member" already taken?

Geni on December 11, 2012 at 3:41 PM

I find it very reasonable and plausible. The older, babbly conservatives I know have taken very well to twitter, where they can call Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman, and "Nobama" all sorts of names and get their "zings" in. Twitter is very useful for political pundits and other persons who have nothing to say.

on December 11, 2012 at 6:52 PM

@1: "president of the internet, which is a pixelated Mario taped to a cat, lying on a bed of bacon."

WRONG

Ron Paul is President of internet polls, and the deluded.

on December 11, 2012 at 7:07 PM