Are the words "this entire series" supposed to be a link? Because I sure as Hell want to click the shit out of those words.

What does it say about me that the first thing I thought was "Where are their safety glasses??!!"

An ice shard in the eye may melt, but not before it does some wicked damage, as @2 pointed out.

I love those ice molds!!!! I am going to have to run right out and get another freezer, because I am going to make a bunch of them to have on hand for impromptu parties.

I once dropped an ice sculpture off the atrium of the Minneapolis Marriott. It fell six stories and smashed into a million pieces on the floor of the City Center mall. Thankfully, the mall wasn't open that early in the morning, or I'd surely have killed someone.

They never let me handle the ice sculptures after that.

@4 - Don't worry, sweetie. You'll get to kill someone and get away with it someday.