I'm going to get a face tattoo that says "Hey, don't get a face tattoo." and if there's room, along my jawline "Can you not see what a bad idea this is?"
Sir, I have a feeling that phrase "sore loser" is going to come back to haunt you, probably right around the third or fourth laser treatment on your face.
Yes, Mister Face Tattoo. We must always, always maintain our dignity, mustn't we?