Clearly it wasn't a salacious:
"I'm sexy, wanna do it?" type picture.

It was a:
"HAHAHA! I'm funny looking like these two Bob's we use for target practice! HAHA!" type picture.

All those other media outlets cropped the shit out of it. Niiiiiice.

Is that Jeff Gannon?

Is that a wedding ring? Should this guy be in jail?

I'd have him in a heart-beat.

I'd do him in a heartbeat.

Sorry for stupid double post.

That's disappointing.

dude.... he has no nipples...

@1 QFT.
This isn't salacious, it's self-mocking. Reporting Fail, but not that we're surprised that the media gets it wrong on any political thing to do with sex.

which one's the dummy? Har Har!

He looks like a young Ed Begley, Jr.

Presenting the love child of Rick Scott and Lord Voldemort.

(shudder)

His naked head is more indecent than his naked torso.

It does rather confirm me in my opinion that in any political "scandal" involving sex the story should be taken away from American reporters and given to grown-ups. Otherwise you get nonsense, puritanism, misstatements, and all of the sophistication of a thirteen year old boy going, "booooooobies"!

Frankly, I'm more attracted to the dummies on either side.

I must disagree with Dan. @10 won the Internet.

Clearly, the internet doesn't know about your huuusband, Terry. I was browsing his Instagram today. Good Good, Dan. Holy crap!

This is just the kind of exaggeration that FBI agents like this guy use to threaten and entrap ordinary citizens all the time. I'd say "What goes around comes around" except this is so obviously meant to be a silly joke, or at most him using the funny context to show how good a shape he was in for his age in a non-flirtatious way. In the past 6 years we have seen enough narcissistic self-portraits truly meant to be "flirtatious" that it is pretty easy to divine the difference.

The one on the far right is my Uncle Pedro.

I'm scared shirtless.