Blogs Nov 3, 2012 at 6:28 pm

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Is it more significant that your words made it into the ceremony or the court decision?
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Wait a good goddamn minute. That decision was in 2003! You were 6 years late to the party on that line.
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@1,2 - Is that by chance Don Quixote as your avatar?
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I believe it's Don Quixote from http://xkcd.com/556/
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Here's another piece along the same lines: http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/good…

As a hetero atheist, I also appreciate that the excerpt makes an eloquent non-religous case for the meaning and importance of marriage. It's just a beautiful piece of writing. It will definitely be part of my ceremony. (I hope it makes my evangelical relatives a little uncomfortable.)
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"...the secular equivalent of Scripture"

Indeed.

And therein lies the rub.

Secular Humanists want to force their religious definition of 'marriage' on Americans who do not share their religious beliefs.

That is a no-no in this Free Republic.

It flies in Europe,
which has never embraced Freedom of Religion
and where state religion;
Catholic, Lutheran, Secular Humanist;
is the norm.

But we are not European Sheep.

Danny should study American History.

This Free Republic was founded as a refuge from State Religion.

and We are not ready to abandon our Liberties just yet....

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And your smug
pious
self-righteous
assertion of Civil Rights for yourself
that you deny others is impressively hypocritical.

The Moral Arc does not bend toward Perversion
and it does not bend toward Hypocrisy.
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@6: So...it's a case of imposing on others when gays want to get married, but not when straights want to stop gays from getting married?
@7: What civil rights is Mr. Savage denying others?
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This made me tear up. As I ponder marriage with my girlfriend, I am continually thankful for the wonderful straight ally friends and family we have who are in full support of our getting married one day.
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@6, 7
Sorry, but the couple who gets married by a justice of the peace has the same rights and responsibilities as the couple married by an archbishop in a cathedral. Socially there is a great deal of difference in the ceremonies, but legally there is no difference between the marriages. One cannot argue against marriage equality on religious grounds, because the approval of a religious body is not a necessary precondition for marriage.

Besides, there are some denominations that happily perform same sec ceremonies where it is legal. Under the first amendment, their religious views deserve recognition, too.
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oh I am SO doing this at my wedding!
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My husband and I used this quote as part of our post-elopement party. It was prominently featured on the guest table, above the guest book and directly between pictures of our parents at their respective weddings.
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Damn you, Savage! I don't need to tear up so early on a Sunday morning. While I am dabbing at my eyes, let me say that it amazes me just how far we have come in my lifetime. It took a while for our straight friends to "get it", but now that they have they are jumping on the bandwagon right and left. But then, who could blame them? We do, of course, have a fabulous bandwagon.
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I read that quote at my friend's straight wedding last summer at her request, and was moved and honored to do so.
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We used an excerpt at our wedding... read by a dear friend whose wedding I read it at a year earlier. It's now part of the fabric of weddings.
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My wife and I incorporated this same passage in our (hetero) wedding earlier this year. It really is a beautiful piece of writing, and it also gives non-religious folks like us a very eloquently stated case for marriage as an institution and an important commitment. So much of the boilerplate marriage ceremony stuff out there is superstitious crap, it was great to find some words that articulate the importance and beauty of civil marriage without the religious hoo-hah. It also felt right for us in terms of being inclusive of our gay friends and family members, many of whom were part of the ceremony with us.
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The officiant incorporated this into my friends' wedding ceremony this weekend - it's definitely getting used by Marriage Equality-supporting het couples. Let's hope the trend continues until doing so is no longer necessary.
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I support gay marriage because I believe they have right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.


-- Kinky Friedman
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Correlation is not causation.

If you don't know what that means you have no business quoting statistics.
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10

We don't see why those comments were directed to ours...

Our point is that the Gay Jesus can not dictate Secular Humanist Scripture to the US Government and have it enacted as law.

What was yours?

If Danny thinks Secular Humanists scripture should be enacted as US Law does he also think Mormon scripture should be enacted as US Law?

Or is Equality only for Homosexuals?...
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The Fundamentalists claim that allowing homosexuals to marry will result in widespread immorality and depravity.

We were skeptical.

But listening to Danny advocate homosexual 'marriage' and non-monogamous 'marriage' suggests the Fundies were on to something.
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Ken, you only gave 4 data points. There are more countries to look at. As it is, I don't even see a correlation, much less causation. All I see is coincidence.
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@19 Even if you are correct that "greater acceptance of LGBT people is an effect rather than a cause of the decline of the traditional family," how will denying marriage to LGBT people will encourage their straight brothers and sisters to get married?
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@19 and 27,

I don't know. I still have a hard time thinking that legally allowing LGBT people to enter more traditional relationship forms will encourage het people to explore less traditional relationship forms. You're probably right that both will happen (both are happening already), but I have to agree with 20 and 24: that correlation is not causation, and that what we are seeing here falls into the realm of coincidence, not cause and effect.
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@19:
According to Wikipedia, in the Netherlands the percentage of births that occur out of wedlock has risen from 4% in 1980 to 40% in 2007.

I live in The Netherlands. I know more than one unmarried couple with children. They form happy, stable families, yet the father and mother are not married. Are their children counted as "births out of wedlock"? If so, then that statistic is not as meaningful as it seems.
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@ Ken, moreover, the Netherlands and Scandinavia have strong social safety nets of long standing. I think a far better argument could be made that effective control of health-care costs and near-universal availability of care; good schools including university education that is not escalating out of financial reach; solid employment benefits including gender non-discrimination in pay, child-care support, and substantial maternity/paternity leave; etc., are more important determinants of how many people in the entire population decide to get married/stay married than societal and legal acceptance of LGBT marriage equality.

The ability of women to enter the workforce in large numbers in the U.S. over the last 50 years (and hooray for that, no doubt), combined with other distortions like the marriage tax benefit and the mortgage deduction, has also effectively bid up the prices of things like housing and college education (as, say, multiples of an average annual salary) to the point where a single parent has great difficulty competing. My parents' home in 1965 cost twice my dad's annual salary. The last time I seriously considered buying a home, the cookie-cutter non-exceptional kind of house I was looking at was about seven times my annual salary, which was $50,000+ at the time.

You can argue about whether the government should bend social policy to financially incentivize marriage, all-inclusive or otherwise, but the benefits are clear of ensuring basic human needs.

You can also worry about the possibly narcissistic component of single people deciding to reproduce (or even of adopting with the subconscious motive of impressing one's own supposed superior world-view on a malleable child), but I think those are vanishingly minor occurrences compared to the benefits of removing overwhelming economic considerations from people's calculations of whether to get married, or stay married, or bring children into the home.
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26

oh yeah-
that special spot.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......

and when Mr Dreamy Wonderful is done with her and she decides to settle down how will she relate to Mr Perfectly OK But Not Mr Dreamy Wonderful over a lifetime?

And what about the viral calling cards Mr Dreamy Wonderful deposits on her special spot?

Oh, and little Dreamy Wonderful Jr that Planned Parenthood killed for her (thanks, taxpayers!), does he get any consideration? Or should he be happy to give up all but six weeks of his short unappreciated life in the interest of Mom's mind blowing orgasms?
Will Mom feel pangs of guilt later? Or will she be the kind of woman who steels herself to killing her own children without a second's hesitation or regret.

And the saddest part of it is that it isn't about Special Spots or positions or techniques or finding Mr Dreamy Wonderful.
The brain is the biggest sex organ.
Attitude matters more in achieving those all important Mind Blowing Orgasms.

Emotionally Mature Well Adjusted people (not the kind who write sex columnists looking for validation, btw...) find Mind Blowing Orgasms in (gasp!) secure loving lifelong relationships.

In fact Mind Blowing Orgasms are the icing on the cake of secure loving lifelong relationship.

Alas-
Our poor dear will find, probably too late, that eating icing right out of the can gives you diabetes, rots your teeth and makes you fat....

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@30
You're proving my point: heterosexuals were exploring alternative, non-traditional sexual and personal relationships long before--and quite independently of--the marriage equality movement. To say that this trend will be spurred on by gays and lesbians wanting to be *more* traditional just does not make sense to me.
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We are aware that when abstinence is part of a comprehensive sex ed curriculum teen age of first sex is delayed and pregnancy is reduced.

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The officiant at my (straight) sister's wedding used the same quote (a couple months ago). Which was a pleasant surprise, as my sister and her fiancé had already decided to print it in the wedding program, without coordinating with the officiant.

Go Washington state! I moved away when I was 18, but it's still my native state, and I'll be so proud on tues if R74 is approved.
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Could someone in charge please ban unregistered trolls?
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@19: Your reasoning is full of beans. Please refer to this comment.
In short, you can't cherry-pick a certain interval to try and make a point. You need to look at the larger trend. dx/dt is more informative than x(t).
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@19: The Dutch government recognizes three categories of formal relationship: marriage, registered partnership and "samenlevingscontract" (a sort of cohabitation agreement). All three are available to gay and straight couples alike, and differ in terms of how easy they are to break, how property and inheritance rights are dealt with, etc. Essentially, it's a choose-your-own-level-of-relationship model.

Anyway, these days a lot of (straight) Dutch couples choose registered partnership or cohabitation agreements over marriage, and many of them have children. (I think something like 40%--would have to check the figures.) When I lived in Holland, I had a female professor who referred to her male partner as just that, her partner; they had been together for twenty years, had 3 children, shared a house, but had chosen a registered partnership over marriage.

Anyway, seems like all of that would skew your figures, because "out of wedlock" means something very different in a Dutch context than it does here. In my experience, whichever one of those categories a couple chose didn't effect how the community perceived their relationship; it was more a private/personal choice having to do with political and religious views, practical issues, etc.

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I suspect that Mr Savage is the best thing to happen to heterosexual marriage since Anne Boleyn.

It is interesting that, for a certain sort of person, the great cultural divide is no longer between straight and non-straight, but between coupled and uncoupled. Even when I was coupled, it would have unnerved me completely to find myself at a large social gathering consisting entirely of couples. It reminds me of Mary Crawford in Mansfield Park saying that, living with her sister in a country parsonage, she felt like the Doge at the court of the French king, who saw no wonder there equal to the wonder of seeing himself in it.
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It annoys me that while this lovely couple ("Mr and Mrs Vitt") support marriage equality, they are unwilling to remake heterosexual marriage. Why are U.S. women still taking their husband's last name? In many cultures - traditional Scotland, many Muslim, African or Hispanic Countries - women kept their birth name and children might get both their parents' names. But in the U.S. we are stuck in the stupid English tradition of women taking their husband's name. Even in England, women didn't start taking their husband's last names until Henry VIII (1491–1547) ordered that marital births be recorded under the surname of the father. Mary Wollstonecraft ( 1759 – 10 1797) was an eighteenth-century British writer, philosopher, and advocate of women's rights, and the mother of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, kept her birth name her whole life, and yet hundred of years later some 90% of U.S. women still take their husband's last name upon marriage. Lucy Stone (1818–1893) was the first woman in the United States to carry her birth name only throughout life, despite her marriage in 1855, but many of the founding mothers (the wives of American Revolutionaries) wrote their names as Hillary Rodham Clinton does today, proudly displaying their birth name. The state where I live, Iowa. It is one of only six states - the others being Georgia, Massachusetts, Hawaii, New York, and Delaware - that give women and men the choice to write in what their new last name will be when signing a marriage certificate. In Massachusetts, for instance, a Harvard study found approximately 87% of married college educated women take their husbands' name down from a peak before 1975 of over 90% but up from about 80% in 1990. I wish more heterosexuals would make sure that while discussing marriage equality they don't cling to any tradition without examining it. The right of same-sex couples to marry gives us all a chance reflect on modern marriage and what "traditions" should continue.
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@42: Gay rights as successor to straight rights I can dig. Gay rights as successor to "the decline of the traditional family" I'm not so sure about.
Alleged, do you have any response to my comment at #8?
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On an unrelated tangent, It's becoming clearer and clearer that a lot of my friends will never be able to marry without committing financial suicide. When one partner has defaulted on school loans, and the other hasn't, you're throwing any chance of financial security out the window by getting married. I want to marry my boyfriend, but I don't want him to suffer from my economic ball and chain.
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I am an American. I served in the United States Marine Corps. I went to war to fight for OUR rights as Americans. I am a college student; a daughter; a sister; a niece; a best friend; a co-worker; a role model. I am almost thirty years old. I get bullied. I am judged daily. I don’t have equal rights. Approve R74!
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Mr M (and Mr Lash) - Could you kindly avoid the use of the phrase, "straight rights"? I was fired explicitly for orientation more years ago than I care to recall, and find the phrase inaccurate as well as offensive. I'll even suggest "license" as a substitute for "rights".

And, Mr M, this is just a guess, but you could always try Spain.
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Status quo man-woman marriage laws do not reflect the religious values of any particular sect; no polygamy for Mormons, divorce is not outlawed as the Catholics teach, widows are not passed down to brothers-in-law as per the OT, etc.

Furthermore, marriage as a man/woman institution predates religion.

Danny Savage and his ilk come along and insist that those who disagree with him are misreading the Bible and the Bible is BS and wants to substitute his Secular Humanist definition of marriage for the status quo.

Others', or Danny's, religious convictions are irrelevant to the question of what the nation's marriage laws should be.

Danny tearing down the Bible and getting all gushy and wet over passages of Secular Scripture that move him is also irrelevant.

Americans are free from Danny Savage imposing his Secular Humanist definition of marriage on them.

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@48: Um...there's no such religion as Secular Humanism. Just so you know.
Basically, when someone pushes for something you disagree with, you claim that it's religious and they're trying to impose their religion on you. What a little bitch you are!
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Mr M, if I'm reading your arguments correctly, you seem to be confusing correlation with causation. It seems to me that the two - gay rights and more flexibility in straight relationships - both come from the same cause, rather than one causing the other. The same cause that brought us second wave feminism, the end of the Hayes office, the end of racial segregation....

If I had to put a name to it, I'd call it a growing cultural awareness that there are many acceptable ways to live, that rigidity for the sake of rigidity serves no purpose. Rules that we all see DO serve a purpose, we all generally follow, even though no one is strictly enforcing them - you don't see hordes of people driving on the left, just because they want that freedom, for example. There aren't enough traffic cops to enforce that rule, if people decided they didn't want to follow it - we all just do, because it works. Rules of sexual regulation are going the way of the sumptuary laws in Medieval Europe - once people don't want to follow a rule like that, it's gone, and can't be called back.
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"Among religions in this country which do not teach what would generally be considered a belief in the existence of God are Buddhism, Taoism, Ethical Culture, Secular Humanism, and others."
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I think that when we argue about gay rights, what we're really talking about is how our culture should view recreational sex.
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Yes, I think that's a fair stating of the case, from the conservative side, at least. From the liberal side, the argument would be that it's not about sex at all, or only peripherally, and is instead about relationships and civil rights.

Was there anyone who attacked Sandra Fluke who was not also opposed to gay marriage?
_________________________

I've run into many who *claim* that they are not, that it was all about having to pay for someone else's lifestyle choices. Once you start asking them to defend their arguments, though, it tends to all dissolve into a muddle of lightly disguised "Other people are having more fun than I am; I don't like it and want it to stop."
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@51: It's a false dichotomy to say that sex is either for reproduction or recreational - defining non-reproductive sex as "recreational" ignores the valuable role that sex can play in establishing and cementing intimate relationships.

It is more accurate to say that sex fulfils a range of roles across reproduction, pair bonding, and sometimes just plain fun and games.

Those who oppose marriage equality on the basis that homosexual sex cannot be reproductive don't even buy the argument that the only valid purpose of sex is reproduction. If they did - if their concern was really about preserving the sacred status of reproductive sex - then they'd be fighting to ensure that no one got married who did not have both the capacity and the intent to reproduce.

They aren't. They don't give a fuck about what straight people do in the bedroom. They themselves engage in non-reproductive sex. They are simply bigots who will use any argument to protect their bigotry.

And while you claim to not be opposed to marriage equality, you do seem to spend an awful lot of time defending the arguments of those who are.
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@52: Sure, let's ask a judge about theology. While we're at it, let's get the opinion of a theologian about evolutionary biology and ask a businessman about climatology. That's the trouble with your sort; you only respect the expertise of people who are experts in irrelevant fields.
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You're right about that.

Are you trying to say, though, that the gay rights movement fueled the change in straight relationships? Because that's my point - they were both caused by a new freedom in general in personal lives. Sex is part of it, but not all of it - married women working and having their own bank accounts is also part, as is desegregation. There's been a huge wave of social change in the last fifty years, and gay rights are just part of it.
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Hi Dan,

We used that reading at my wedding 1.5 years ago, based on that slog entry. Thankfully, we live in MD, so we hope to be an equality marriage state soon!
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@59: No one is trying to deny straight people who do not wish to have children, or who cannot have children, the right to marry. The whole "sex is for reproduction" argument is a specious red herring in the marriage equality debate.
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56

ah junior, you have stumbled upon the point-
we are not debating theology.
we are discussing social policy.
it doesn't really matter what danny believes.
or what maggie believes.
or who is right about the bible.

all that matters is that danny can't force the rest of us to conform to his religious beliefs.

and the opinion of supreme court justices are very pertinent to that discussion.
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@61 I'd say it is a drop in the bucket of reasons it will be hard to go back to those days. Plenty of straight people who don't think about gays from one year to the next are invested in keeping the strides in sexual freedom they've made.
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Wow, this post really brought out the trolls/bigots.
What I find facinating is how the arguments against gay marriage so perfectly mirror those used against interracial marriage. It was believed that when white women (and the concern was almost always about 'protecting women') had the chance to marry other races then there would never be a same-race marriage again. Our children would become "confused" because if there wouldn't be strict definitions of black, white or latino anymore. God is clearly against interacial marriages in the OT, and how could we ignore god's word? And above all, it just seems so "icky" to some and how could we force such a thing on them?
These arguments have failed before and they will fail again. The generations who held onto segregation are on the path to extinction (although are clearly still present and trying to make more new converts) and the anti-gay crowd will be taking the same path before long.
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@63: The opinion of a supreme court justice on matters of law would be relevant. If he says that secular humanism is a religion, or that dishwashers are miraculous, that really doesn't mean anything. Just because someone is an expert doesn't mean they know everything.
Any secular philosophy is by definition non-religious. Dan's religious beliefs are not being brought into play here.
Again: how are you being imposed on by gay people getting married? Again: how are you NOT imposing on gay people by preventing them from getting married? Again: what rights is Dan trying to deny to others?
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the quotation is from a supreme court decision.

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you assume a great deal.

asserting that homosexual pairings are Just As Good as Traditional Heterosexual Marriage is factually false and children should not be taught lies.

the success of the nazi movement, especially and including the brainwashing of german children through the Nazi Youth, made it difficult for Jews to impart their values to their children.

see how that works?
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@59

Thank you for the video, and that unpleasant but necessary reminder of why even Mitt Romney is better than Rick Santorum.

You could hear the disgust in Frothy's voice when he said that, without the possibility of reproduction, sex was "about nothing but pleasure!" He went on to say that "these are important public policy issues." He wants sex only within marriage, he wants the states to have the right to criminalize contraception, he wants gay sex recriminalized.

If Romey wins, I'll spend the next four years (maybe the next eight years) replaying the Santorum video you linked to, and telling myself, "Well, it could have been worse."
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Ken, are you just here to be a douche or do you believe this shit? YES, it seems plausible that in general "accepting as normal many different types of relationships and childbearing strategies" will lead both to gay marriage and less pressure on people to have "traditional" marriages. But that's not really the point. Because we could also say that "allowing any change to male-female relationships" would do the same. You could use that fact to justify banning gay marriage and also to return to an era where men controlled their wives.

You pretend society only has one dimension: tradition vs tolerance. This is not useful thinking. Society can be tolerant to interracial and same sex marriage AND intolerant of BS marriages and lack of commitment and irresponsible parenting. A more intelligent, nonbiased approach would be to recognize that long term, stable relationships have value, and encourage such things: work to create social pressure to raise children in such relationships, ENCOURAGE GAYS AND LESBIANS TO MARRY, and then to MAKE GAY AND STRAIGHT MARRIAGES MEAN SOMETHING. End easy divorce; increase tax benefits; get rid of Britney Spears and Kardashian spectacles. If your agenda is about more long term relationships then do something serious about forwarding that agenda. If you're just here to speciously propose that gays getting fair treatment makes heteros become irresponsible, we all know you're just searching for a slightly more socially acceptable way to say you don't like gay people.
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@68: Yes, it's from a Supreme Court decision striking down tests of religion for state offices. However, what is or isn't a religion is not the purview of the Supreme Court.
Please explain how secularism can be religious. And while you're at it, explain how water can be dry.
@69: It does indeed work both ways. Government can encourage the masses to accept people different from them, or incite xenophobia and oppress minorities. Which are you trying to do, I wonder?
Also, the entirety of the evidence ACTUALLY DOES say that "homosexual pairings are Just As Good as Traditional Heterosexual Marriage". So it is, in fact, factually true. But what do you care about facts when you've got The Truth?
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@7:

"And your smug
pious
self-righteous
assertion

...

The Moral Arc does not bend toward Perversion"

You don't get to use the first and then claim "moral" supremacy. Perversion is you, and you're going away.

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