News Oct 29, 2012 at 8:22 am

Morning News: Literary Penguins, Hurricanes, and Time Travel

Cienna Madrid
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Colbert is a genius. Trump really has that coming.
biffp on October 29, 2012 at 8:55 AM Report this
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@2 It was brilliant and hilarious, but I think it was also incredibly heartfelt and personal for Colbert, as it seemed a little outside his character's arc.

@1 Yes. The SLOG was totally mired in a deep and pervasive cover-up. Only your powerful and persistent sleuthing could uncover a conspiracy of silence that caused the endorsement of paper located in a swing state of seven whole electoral votes that are still trending towards Obama to be covered in the national news.
on October 29, 2012 at 9:26 AM Report this
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And Mitt Romney's all, "Hey, A-Rod, thanks for the $250 (you cheap prick)."
DOUG. on October 29, 2012 at 9:27 AM Report this
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I wouldn't compare Michael Phelps to Mitt Romney.
Geraldo Riviera on October 29, 2012 at 9:34 AM Report this
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After teabagging my bf, I asked that he donate 1 million to safehaven. It ruined the moment, but it will give us something to laugh about for a while.
pussnboots on October 29, 2012 at 9:53 AM Report this
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Mitt Romney is A-Rod's "steroid lying" on steroids.
bedipped on October 29, 2012 at 9:58 AM Report this
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Going faster than light is not going "back" in time. Light takes time to travel, just like sound, or the US Mail.

What he is doing is transmitting information instantaneously...exactly at the time it happens. But not before. Although to those old time, "light viewers" it might seem that way.
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on October 29, 2012 at 10:18 AM Report this
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@6, nice personal twist on that.

@3, I had that feeling too.
biffp on October 29, 2012 at 10:57 AM Report this
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StePHen Colbert. Make a note of it.
Marrena on October 29, 2012 at 11:32 AM Report this
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@8 have YOU ever done it?

Do it, then you can check your watch.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Will in Seattle on October 29, 2012 at 12:55 PM Report this
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Did someone just use "approbation" instead of "opprobrium"? That's the second time I've seen that misuse in as many weeks. What's up, everyone? Just because the two words both have a "pprob" in them doesn't mean they're the same word; in fact, they're almost exact opposites.
dianasquiver on October 29, 2012 at 2:30 PM Report this

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