This is why I only drink Rockstar Energy Drink.

That's a completely different thing, right?

This is why I only drink Jagermeister.

Statistically, that seems rather low for something with 39 percent of the US market.

that's nothing. red bull has killed thousands. it gives you wings, then you jump off a blgd. it's true.

@2: At least it's not Everclear.

That it boasts the flavor of industrial solvent is enough to keep me off it.

In that same time period, aspirin killed hundreds of times that number, so it isn't news.

Caffeine is a drug, too much of it can kill you, don't be an idiot.

It's news when it doesn't fit the agenda and a lot of things don't now days. Better stay off the energy drinks it will mess up the free health care coming lol. They always gotta pick on things. What happened to being free lol ya right.