OMG. Think outside the non-ginger ...box, Rob. I know you're trans and all, and it's great that your wife stuck with you, but you should really consider pushing the boundaries and seeing whether she might consider opening your relationship to one of these lovelies in your age range:

Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Sophia Loren, Bonnie Raitt, Reba McEntire.

Oh wait, Lucille Ball's dead. Scratch that. Lots of other fish in the sea.

No disrespect, and I don't know where I heard it, but aren't old Jewish ladies known to be the most awful lovers in bed?

"None of the above" works best for me.

Estelle Getty. Filthy mouth.

Bea Arthur because I think she'd be into same-sex experimentation.

Bea Arthur, because I'm into men.

WTF kinda question is this? How DARE you violate the memory of The Golden Girls like this. I wouldn't "bone" any of them. However, Bea Arthur could top me in a New York minute....

Well, Bea is dead, so...