This is just terrible. There is absolutely nothing erotic about this, or at least effectively erotic. It's more ridiculous than sexy. I'm surprised Playboy is even still in business today. Porn magazines are so outdated now.
Man, I want to see a movie about the people that write the music for porns. I mean, there can't be much money in it, right? I'm thinking they write shit in real time, and then just go "fuck it, it's done." Hence the amazingly awful "Justify Your Love" ripoff with the "cyber spunk" lyric.
One nice thing about mid-90s internet babes.
No tats.
I'll be a Penthouse man till the day I die. Next month's issue should arrive in the mail any day now...