Blogs Sep 28, 2012 at 3:29 pm

SL Letter of the Day: Face Sitting

Dan Savage
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Sometimes these letters remind me of this.
Matt the Engineer on September 28, 2012 at 3:46 PM Report this
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@1 That is so true...
Friendstastegood on September 28, 2012 at 3:48 PM Report this
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Neck injury. Neck injury. Neck injury. Neck injury. Neck injury.
DRF on September 28, 2012 at 4:06 PM Report this
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Homemade dildo kits involve casting your member then filling the cast with latex. Maybe you can make such a casting and after filling the mold with latex you can stick your nose in to make a custom face-fitted dildo.
yeti on September 28, 2012 at 4:12 PM Report this
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I'm no expert on face fucking, but I am a bit believer in constant clitoral stimulation.

Seems to me that his nose is enough penetration for her to feel penetrated (and apparently she loves it), and the paucity of nerve endings in the upper parts of the vaginal canal means that she wouldn't necessarily appreciate the dildo unless she was riding up and down on it, which would lead to less constant clitoral stimulation... In other words, I'm not sure this game would be worth the candle.
EricaP on September 28, 2012 at 4:28 PM Report this
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*big believer
EricaP on September 28, 2012 at 4:28 PM Report this
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@5 Or, maybe they've talked together about it, and decided to write to Dan? Maybe she liked being penetrated while stimulated, but, with apologies to his nose, thinks that she wants something bigger, but they didn't know where to start or they ran into dead ends?
TheMisanthrope on September 28, 2012 at 4:45 PM Report this
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I just hope they remember to accommodate his ability to breathe.

Why not just have her turn around and to the chin dildo thing?
JPT on September 28, 2012 at 5:17 PM Report this
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Letters like this make me love this fucking weird world a little bit more.
JenV on September 28, 2012 at 5:57 PM Report this
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Its a legitimate problem. Vaginal + clitoral stimulation rocks, but is hard to achieve when sitting on someone's face. What is needed is some kind of slightly vibrating dildo that doesn't need to be held in place and won't slip out.
wxPDX on September 28, 2012 at 6:16 PM Report this
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well, shit--there really is a fetish for everything.
persimmon on September 28, 2012 at 8:04 PM Report this
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gay man here. if he could figure out something that works, he may have the $1M idea.
Tor on September 28, 2012 at 8:34 PM Report this
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{Standard chin-harnessed dildo} + {small hole-saw}....

For that matter, why couldn't he use the chin-dildo (or 'chilldo') and turn the hell _around_?---I get the impression that more women like it better that way, anyway...maybe his partner doesn't, or maybe he really enjoys the feeling of his nose in her....
Gerald Fnord on September 29, 2012 at 6:28 AM Report this
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My two-step Italian solution:

1. become a wooden puppet

2. lie
Roma on September 29, 2012 at 12:00 PM Report this
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#13 I think they said it wouldn't work because the chin dildo is not hollow, so his nose can't fit in it -- you'd have thils dildo thing teetering on top of it.

I get the sense he gets off having his nose stuffed up her as well (wouldn't a dildo lessen that)? Still if they hadn't come across the chin dildo (I'd never heard of it), who's to say they won't give that a try?
BEG on September 30, 2012 at 8:54 AM Report this
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#20 - Dirty:

"Hey, your name isn't by any chance 'Dick', is it?"
The Beatles on September 30, 2012 at 10:40 AM Report this
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Ok, what if the dildo was mounted to the very edge of something stable like a table or bench, then a hammock-like harness is mounted underneath the stable surface so he can rest the top half of his cranium in the harness while the mouth is free to lick. He could lie back and use a neck pillow or something. If the dildo were hollow and mounted halfway off the edge of the bench he could still get that feeling of nose-penetration. Also lessens the risk of neck injury.

Or the dildo could be mounted to his face using the forhead and chin as stabilizing surfaces for the straps, so they run vertically rather than horizontally around the head. He'd have to have a hole for his mouth or a Y-shaped opening.

on September 30, 2012 at 2:05 PM Report this
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I just have to say, this is a great problem to have, no?
Antoinette on October 1, 2012 at 7:03 AM Report this

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