Gasoline smells wonderful. Like cookies, though, it's only a sometimes treat.

What can I say except:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWg1Jgis2…

Gas stations at least warn you to try and not breathe while you're at the pump.

Hundreds of people who worked at the popcorn factory, got popcorn lung. This really isnt something to laugh at.

http://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases…

Slog is no place for tasteless jokes.

@5, I wish you'd call it "spectacle corn," like God and I intended.

Huffing spectacle corn sounds way more fun than huffing popcorn.

You Guys have the best slog tippers.

@4 It's only fodder for mocking if the guy ate enough microwave popcorn to get popcorn lung like the factory workers who breathe it in 8 hours a day 5 days a week.

Wake me up when you're done with the documentary Hot Coffee and see if you'd still make the same baseless ignorant and destructively stupid statements and if you're trying to be funny I'm only sorry for you.

I've read that gasoline is one of the most popular smells in America. I always thought my love for it made me a weirdo or a mechanic's daughter, but apparently I'm just like everyone else. Mmmm, exhaust.