@7 - Unless the cake creator Scott Hove is gay himself (? - I have no idea), and if so, essentially saying to Dan, "as a fellow gay man, I'm pretty sure a vagina must look like this to you, as it does to me."
@8 - I never use the "LOL" collection of letters on the internets as it annoys the fuck out of me, but your post did make me laugh out loud just now.
@9, a subsequent tweet from Andrew Weber (the original vagina dentwatter) reads: "I don't know that cake is scary I will stick to my wife I know what that one looks like"
Being gay doesn't mean that we are terrified of vaginas. It's just that they have all the sex appeal of a brand-new toaster oven to us. It's straight men who are terrified of the pussy, because it holds such power over them. They spend half their lives begging for access; they enter enlarged, and exit diminished. To top it all off, it can bring forth a whole new person - unbidden - who will exit that orifice and step all over their dreams. If I were rendered that weak and pathetic by something, it would scare me too. Poor straight guys...
During the 2008 election, instead of 'dnt trust me', i was slogging with the name 'I Eat Pussy!' (note: it's relatively easy to bullshit on a blog) Personally I think Gay Dude for Romney is a fake.
@14, did anyone ever actually manage to drop a canned ham from a great height just to compare the result with a vulva? And if so, where are the comparison photos? And if not, this needs to be done. (I'll even send the canned ham, straight from Dubuque or Austin, brand preference dependent.)
They have claws.
Holy crap, I wish I was gay now. It sounds like a hallucinatory riot.
"You being gay 'n' all, I'm pretty sure this is what a vagina looks like for you."
FTFY.
@8 - I never use the "LOL" collection of letters on the internets as it annoys the fuck out of me, but your post did make me laugh out loud just now.
So does this mean that heterosexual men fuck cakes? I thought they only fucked pies.
I remember seeing some of his work in Hi-Fructose a while back and being captivated. Fantastic stuff.
...why did someone make dog dentures?
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