You can't stop me from starting fires! You can't oppress me like that! This is a free country!! FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF SPEECH FREEDOM OF SPEECH FREEDOM OF SPEECH
@5: The wife and I just drove from South Dakota back to Seattle last weekend. We saw a whooole lot of highway displays saying not to throw cigarettes out the window, because of the high wildfire danger. I wanted them to add "Plus it's just a shithead move anyway, come on."
Just returned from camping creekside with the family in Eastern Washington, and got by without a campfire: my son put the portable gas BBQ on some rocks in the creek and we roasted marshmallows over that. There were so many bajillion stars in the sky that we didn't notice the lack of crackling wood.