"Nothing? Nothing!? Tra-lalala!"

Geek girl with a boner.

Wasn't Scully more of aq pantsuit sorta dame? Oh, and to the Starfleet science officer lady walking down Pike across from Honeyhole, you obviously set your phaser to stunning. Wanna listen to my Harry Belefonte records sometime? Ovaltine and fig newtons!? Think it over.

The Goblin Queen needs a bigger bulge to accurately recreate the magic of Bowie.

Sure is rule 63 in here

Oh wow fat chicks...surprise surprise.

@6...and there's your misogynistic bullying comment for the day.

Why do Doctor Who cosplayers always wear the fez? I get it, it's funny and fun to say, "I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." But he only wore it for, like, a minute of screen time in one episode.

@6 You must be so proud of yourself.

peen

That's pretty much all #6 does under that monicker.

I'm not convinced that they are all girls, the last one had a beard, clearly she's a woman.

Can someone tell me again why Slog doesn't just ban people like #6, like civilized blogs do?

I agree, more 11th doctor cosplay should wear a Stetson. Stetsons are cool.

Why are there guys in attendance? if they're not photographers or journalists covering the event, are they trying to hook up with the attendees? Or maybe engaging in some innocent girl watching?

i need help with #4. i don't care for the sci-fi. what is this costume supposed to be?

@16:

SOMEbody has to look out for little Luke whilst Mom hits the vendors' tables.

@15:

Stetsons are also bloody expensive. You can buy a Fez at Archie McPhee's for $20; a new Stetson will run easily ten times that.

@6:

And this is why you will never have sex again for the rest of your life - or shouldn't if there's any justice in the universe.

@3:

I think I may know of whom you speak. If it's who I think it is, then yes, she is. Stunning, that is.

@16

"Women's" issues are important to all. Some men recognize that.

@6 - Well done. You've spotted the fact that, on average, women do not look like the ones you usually see on TV and in the movies. Give yourself a cookie. Asshole.

Not sure if that's a boner or not. Don't care. *Hotness!*

I don't know what the girl in the pink hair was cosplaying as. Can someone enlighten me?

The girl in pink is "Effie Trinket", from The Hunger Games series.

@4 Weeeeell in the movie the Goblin King was appearantly a bit cold (especially in the "nothing? nothing?! Tralala" [where he indirectly pointed at his crotch]scene).
Its a brilliant costume though, the wig, the glass ball, everything. Love it.

@6 I like you. Not what you say, but the service you provide. Your a troll the sort of person we all enjoy insulting. You are the antithesis to proper adult behaviour and by having you around we get to see how-not-to-be around people. We can point and laugh, or tell our kids "see what happens when you never move out from your moms basement?". The sad bullshit life you have had and probably have ahead of you will be a great reminder to us all what happens when sad lonely little people never get their shit together. So thanks.

If I knew your paypal adress I would send ten dollars your way as you provide this useful social function - but since you would only spend it on cheesy snacks or soda, perhaps its for the best that I don't.

Ooooh the "nothing-nothing" scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QsmMknKy…

(ok so its not THAT cold)

Wow for being so "edgy" stranger readers have some pretty thin skin.

As for this "imma geek/nerd cause I watch movies and play video games." bullshit, I have a chemistry degree, out nerd that, fucking losers.

@21
" women do not look like the ones you usually see on TV and in the movies. "

My wife and her hot friends do. Try some exercise and make up, works wonders you can get laid too.

@18
"And this is why you will never have sex again for the rest of your life - or shouldn't if there's any justice in the universe."

lol,
I guess there is no justice

@8
" You must be so proud of yourself. "

Yea, pride goes right along with the self esteem involved in not feeling the need to pretend to be a fictional character and the self control involved in not being a disgusting fatbody.

@7
"and there's your misogynistic bullying comment for the day."

Yea I prefer to support women in real life ways, like providing firearms training so they don't get raped.

@25
"We can point and laugh, or tell our kids "see what happens when you never move out from your moms basement?". The sad bullshit life you have had and probably have ahead of you will be a great reminder to us all what happens when sad lonely little people never get their shit together. "

So there is this thing in psychology called projection, it is when you view your own qualities as belonging to someone else. A 'nerd lifestyle" defender accusing others of living in moms basement...please. For the record I work in Emergency Medicine, and do far more for society than you, and also probably make a lot more money.

@11 @27

Hi five

@14
"Can someone tell me again why Slog doesn't just ban people like #6, like civilized blogs do?"

Perhaps The Stranger, for all their failings, they still believe in free speech. One of the wonderful principles that this great nation was founded upon.

@28

cool story bro

@18 Vaguely tall brunette with her hair polled back? Boots? The sligtly bad posture of someone I can understand?

@28 Aaaahahahaha :D Nothing sadder than a troll feeling put upon :D awwwww are people being mean to you? Noooo... and all you did was behave like a dick and now people don't care about WHAT kind of home drawn degrees and credential you have on the walls of your moms basement!

And just so you know - you can't technicly marry Lara Croft. Its just a fictional character! No matter how much you wish she was real, she's not.

Oh and you know what? You could create a secondary user for slog called "bacons insanely hot wife" and then "bacons boss at the super mega chemical place on the moon" and then get them to come in and say "you shouldn't be mean to bacon he really is NOT living in his moms basement".

Does anyone else remember when trolls had thicker skin than this? When they didn't pop up after the fact and got all teary eyed, whimpering and sad because people called them dicks?

@28- what confuses me more than anything about your commentary is that your values are clearly not in line with those of the general Stranger peanut gallery (or the editorial consensus of the Stranger itself) and yet you still feel it's a viable use of your time to be here. Interacting with people you clearly hate (liberals, fags, etc) seems pretty silly and pointless, considering how bitchin' your life seems to be.

@28

Tell me more about your imaginary awesome life. I couldn't really hear you over the roar of my imaginary Maserati. .

@36: When did stripper heels and tube dresses become a legitimate fashion choice?

When women decided that's what they wanted to wear.

Admit it, you masturbate to old episodes of Little House on the Prairie.

@28 Why does it upset you so much that there are women in this world that don't need you to approve of their appearance?

Also, none of the things you say about your life are true. If they were you wouldn't feel the need to boast about them anonymously on a comment thread.

Fezzes are still cool.

And so is @21.

@30

This is SLOG; for repeating tired 4chan jokes, the site you'll be wanting is Reddit.