The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jonah-l…

Write what you know!

Out of curiosity, does anyone know if the SPL would return, say, 65 of those copies? I feel like as a taxpayer I want my money back.

Still hoping that Dylan's lawyers sue this kid back to preschool for using their client's fame in a fraudulent enterprise. Apologies aren't good enough - this was no accident. Lehrer has displayed a pattern of this kind of deception.

I'm curious: Beyond losing his career and destroying his reputation, how does Lehrer pay for his deception? Will he owe his publisher all of the advance and royalty money they paid him?

Bet he's regretting buying that $2.5M house in LA right now...