rad dad, all the way.

That thing is a deathtrap, and I wanna ride it.

Someone's asking for a broken back, but they'll have a lot of fun until then.

The options you provide are not mutually exclusive.

Is it really asking all that much to have the outside of the loop portion that the girl jumps through also be flaming?

Hmmm. I gots a pretty good lumber pile...

I've helped create something less elaborate. No loop for the kid, just a waterslide down a hill onto a ramp that launched us into an inflatable baby pool. Good times.