Blogs May 24, 2012 at 9:36 am

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Not a donut.
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a floating bus?
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not good at finishing sentences.
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rolling his eyes
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I'd have an easier time completing the sentence in something other than a snarky insult if they'd just replace "is" with "was" to take it one notch closer to an intellectually honest exercise.
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a zombie jew.
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I do not know why there aren't a ton of those signs and bumper stickers being filled in helpfully by creative passerby. Or Mad Libs fans.
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Jesus is black, obviously.
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a figment of your imagination
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Used to oppress and enslave.
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...delicious with a little nutella.
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mormon
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I always say "not here", but @4 is good too.
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....not in churches anymore - he's in this van!
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DEAD.
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...fictional.
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a tool.
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what is this, twitter? there's obviously plenty of room to go around on the left. jesus *is* traffic.
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Santa Claus & Stalin rolled into one
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made from corn and okay in moderation.
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Saw one of these the other day on the back of a bus with an atheism ad on the side.
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...so radical that he needs execution." - Garry Wills
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...not the answer to a fill in the blank test question.
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Watching you. Yes you! You in the Honda! Stop picking your nose!
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Middle Eastern
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A biscuit. Let him sop you up.
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Easy: Jesus Issues
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just all right with me.
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As Jesus Does.
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a popular name in Mexico.
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... in need of better friends.
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...hawt!
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rotting in a secret crypt beneath the Vatican...
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Gay.
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Squishy.
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not on this bus.
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hella pissed.

Also, LOL @ 28.
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about to get rear-ended.
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Everyone knows Jesus rides to work on a beast of burden.
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a mad lib?
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an endlessly malleable figment which people use to justify their own behavior while condemning the behavior of others.

Also, my dry cleaner.
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... betrayed by his idolators.
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A line segment and a point.
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The guy who cleans my pool.
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a shill for a bloodthirsty maniac.
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everyone's favorite gay, bi-polar Jew!
Many can understand gay, but what about bi-polar. Well, he did have a messiah complex, for christ's sake!
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Another vote for DEAD.
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late to work because this f-ing bus keeps stopping.

****I want to print these all on 12x24 and tape them up on all those buses.
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on his knees at the bathhouse?
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:-|
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Jesus isn't relevant.
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Pretend.
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that poop on my shoe.

(I stole that from someone else.)
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MISSING! If you've seen him, call 1-800-OHM-YGOD
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a lot of things to a lot of people...
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around 5' 7", 143lbs and jewish
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not amused.
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alive and living in Cabo San Lucas.
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not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy.
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bound for New Orleans.
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not helping right now.
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subsidizing my bus pass with this ad.
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SI S∩SƎſ
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@64- No, he's not Australian.

I always go with "...a pederast."
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an hour and a half away by car.

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