It's a lot funnier if you imagine Alicia Silverstone's character from Clueless giving an oral report in philosophy class.

The Foucault summary is easy to read and interesting, at least. Plato's bro needs to return to "writing like I talk" and critical-analysis schools.

It sounds like Lindy West's movie reviews. That's a good thing, imo. : )

Hm. Jostein Gaarder did it much more entertainingly in Sophie's World.

When is their version of The Bible coming out?

Does Charles approve?

@3 - a little bit. Also, the Socrates one makes me think of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.