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Writing Up HUMP! 2012 Announcement...

Dan Savage
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1
Magic Mormon underpants and Romney paraphernalia!
UNPAID COMMENTER on May 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM Report this
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popsicles!
lilmonster206 on May 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM Report this
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Romney, Cory Booker, Chihuly garden and glass...
-J on May 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM Report this
4
The Book of Mormon. (The actual one, not posters for the musical.)
Matt from Denver on May 15, 2012 at 11:56 AM Report this
5
Not sure about what props to use, but if you're doing a location this year it should be Bauhaus Coffee.
defman23 on May 15, 2012 at 11:56 AM Report this
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Sweater vests.
Gurldoggie on May 15, 2012 at 11:57 AM Report this
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ROMNEY STUFF.
Graham on May 15, 2012 at 12:05 PM Report this
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What about "The Romney?"

Ya'll know what I'm talking about.
Theodore Gorath on May 15, 2012 at 12:08 PM Report this
9
Norm McDondald
on May 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM Report this
10
Inconvenient tattoos!
Zebes on May 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM Report this
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@6 - Brilliant.
Action Slacks on May 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM Report this
12
Bristol Palin, rainbows, fish sticks
downtownkitty on May 15, 2012 at 12:10 PM Report this
13
Less irony.
Russell on May 15, 2012 at 12:11 PM Report this
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@6 OMG yes. Another vote for Sweater vests.
Zog in PDX on May 15, 2012 at 12:13 PM Report this
15
Bottle(s) of Shlitz!
freshnycman on May 15, 2012 at 12:14 PM Report this
16
Second Bristol Palin. And how about a lab coat or two? Because, science!
Prettybetsy on May 15, 2012 at 12:16 PM Report this
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"Gay" halos.
on May 15, 2012 at 12:17 PM Report this
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The location: The Bellevue Mormon Temple
pragmatic on May 15, 2012 at 12:23 PM Report this
19
Pickled okra. "Billy Bob" teeth. Red Vines (or Twizzler's).
camlux on May 15, 2012 at 12:36 PM Report this
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I would like to not have five postings about HUMP in the Slog RSS feed per day this year. It is not relevant to my interests.
ohnoezmahbeeeeer on May 15, 2012 at 12:40 PM Report this
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@16 - science, yes! There's my vote!
brains on May 15, 2012 at 12:40 PM Report this
22
Fancy hats. Like, Derby crazy, Will & Kate wedding crazy, hats.
Eva Hopkins on May 15, 2012 at 12:45 PM Report this
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I was going to say a fixie bicycle, but those are kinda played out.

A wicker picnic basket!
treacle on May 15, 2012 at 12:54 PM Report this
24
Utilize everything in an Archie McPhee's mytery grab bag.
Large Hardon Colluder on May 15, 2012 at 1:00 PM Report this
25
Gay girls!
echochamber on May 15, 2012 at 1:06 PM Report this
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Sweater vests.
wisepunk on May 15, 2012 at 1:10 PM Report this
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Lesbians older than 45
Womyn2me on May 15, 2012 at 1:16 PM Report this
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Abstinence-only education.
TVDinner on May 15, 2012 at 1:21 PM Report this
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@22 Ooh, yeah. On the gents as well as the ladies.

Which makes me think, too bad the Derby's already over for the year. But there are other horse races. Like the one involving Mitt Romney... Whoa there, brain.
Prettybetsy on May 15, 2012 at 1:25 PM Report this
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REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE BUTTPLUG SET
Helix on May 15, 2012 at 1:31 PM Report this
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I'd say Santorum but I wouldn't want to clear the theater
metardtard on May 15, 2012 at 1:33 PM Report this
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Have you ever seen the show "Chopped"? It's on the food network, I believe. There are 4 completely random food items given to contestants and they have to make a meal from it (and it can't taste like shit.) It'd be funny if there was a similar competition for HUMP!. Four random items, the one who can use them all and make an awesome vid wins!

My vote? Candy necklace, roller skates, tye dye, glow in the dark body paint.
kristen pawling on May 15, 2012 at 1:36 PM Report this
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NDT.
OuterCow on May 15, 2012 at 1:43 PM Report this
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More Immanuel Kant. Maybe some David Hume.
on May 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM Report this
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Re: science, the holy trinity of teevee news stories on biomedicine: Pipetmans, laminar-flow hoods, and gel electrophoresis.
rob! on May 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM Report this
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My special request for HUMP is that you take it on the road this year and have a special screening in San Francisco. The Castro Theatre is very lovely and very accommodating -- I'm sure you'd sell out very quickly.
Kevin_BGFH on May 15, 2012 at 2:21 PM Report this
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3D IMAX?
DJSauvage on May 15, 2012 at 2:38 PM Report this
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Mittens
Valpey on May 15, 2012 at 2:59 PM Report this
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Merkins! Jesus Dildo! Franklin Mint Commemorative Princess Diana Plates!
Rubykelp on May 15, 2012 at 3:24 PM Report this
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Puppets! Seriously, it'll be hilarious.
muffin on May 15, 2012 at 3:25 PM Report this
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Musical instruments! (so not guitars...) Or inflatable objects.
JRob on May 15, 2012 at 3:59 PM Report this
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A fez! The letter Q! One of those air tube dudes that flop around!

@36 YES. I 2nd bringing it down to San Francisco! Please please please???
tilda_sf on May 15, 2012 at 4:39 PM Report this
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Cats innocently hanging out while other action takes place.
on May 15, 2012 at 4:48 PM Report this
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@37: Analglyph.
undead ayn rand on May 15, 2012 at 4:49 PM Report this
45
Sweater vests, rubber duckies, and etch-a-sketches.
tinkerbell on May 15, 2012 at 4:55 PM Report this
46
lab coats!!!
ferfer on May 15, 2012 at 5:49 PM Report this
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@38: Yes, yes, yes!

Homer: (singing) "If you're happy and you know it say a swear..."
Nelson: "Boobs!"
Milhouse: "Heinie!"
Ralph Wiggum: "Mittens!"

saxfanatic on May 15, 2012 at 6:31 PM Report this
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I'm with @36 - As a long time fan of all things Savage, I'd like this in San Francisco! It could even be a road show in major cities (although the selfish me just cares about SF :) )
bi_and_i_know_it on May 15, 2012 at 8:24 PM Report this
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Avengers costumes?
on May 15, 2012 at 9:50 PM Report this
50
Amazon (Amholes?), three freaking sports domes, hot sex on the light rail
on May 15, 2012 at 10:08 PM Report this
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Silly String
The fag on May 16, 2012 at 6:06 AM Report this
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13 & 30.
LaSargenta on May 16, 2012 at 8:22 AM Report this
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Science!
on May 16, 2012 at 10:01 AM Report this
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Unicorns, plz
cuddlesaurus on May 16, 2012 at 10:16 AM Report this
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A San Francisco screening.
JohnnyMission on May 16, 2012 at 10:41 AM Report this
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An homage to the end of DADT.
JohnnyMission on May 16, 2012 at 10:44 AM Report this
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can't tell you what i'd like to see, but attempting one deflowering a 20 year old virgin boy from utah. it will be super hot.
rachelsn on May 16, 2012 at 11:40 AM Report this
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A slinky. A pressure washer. A unicycle. A nun. A freight elevator. And I agree with silly string. And merkins.
Former virgin on May 16, 2012 at 12:54 PM Report this
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This must be the first comment thread in internet history where you've reached 60 comments without anyone mentioning Ron Paul, so ...

Ron Paul.
thryn on May 16, 2012 at 10:22 PM Report this
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Walrus tusks.
billatq on May 18, 2012 at 9:11 PM Report this

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