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Maybe the sun is shining, birds are singing,
No rain is falling from a heavy sky.
What do you want me to do, to do for you to see you through?
For this is all a dream we dreamed one afternoon, long ago.
JUST A BOX OF PORN
You're welcome, English language.
'You got a Chick Tract in my Paranormal Activity!'
"Waaaaait a minute..."
But then Romney is also speaking about the dangers of the Soviet Union and about how Obama is failing to protect Czecholslovakia, a country that hasn't existed for two decades.
And that all ties in: the Republicans and the Christian right are standing ready, willing and able to lead us into the 1980's.
I remember finding a box of my dad's porn back when I was about 13 or 14 (can't remember exactly; it was a long time ago). Mind you, that was in the mid 1970s. When porn was still found hidden in boxes in a closet. I'm talking pre-VCR era here. Just tattered well-worn pages of old Penthouse magazines.
I guess we can take some comfort in knowing that the religious right is still stuck in a time warp about 3 decades out of date.
I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by twenty hounds.
Couldn't get to sleep that night without a box of porn around.
Set out runnin' but I take my time, friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, might enjoy my box of porn tonight.
Also, Blair-Witch-style footage with the heavy breathing in the woods? That film came out over a decade ago; topical references don't age particularly well. And what's with the static bursts? Does analog video equipment still exist? Are we certain this isn't a bit of satire falling into the Poe's Law trap? It would be pretty hard to intentionally make something that's more self-mocking...
I'm making a complicated sperm joke here, people. Work with me.
But, apparently Zombie-ness is curable, and I am exhibit A. :)
"Can I really be a part of the production of the movie?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! OH GOD, YES, RIGHT THERE, DON'T STOP! HELP WITH OUR PRODUCTION!!! GIVE US YOUR CREATIVE FEEDBACK AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL FUCKING AWARD, YOU FILTHY LITTLE SLUTS!"
@34: Hmm, I'll check that out, dammit!
Seems too obvious to be a new idea, but maybe that was Romero's intended subtext all along.
Sorry: I should have included a spoiler alert!
If one cardboard box of porn can make a house haunted, my computer alone would make my place a black vortex of evil visible from space.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1969…
I would NOT touch a laptop that said Free Porn.
Box of Porn = Good. Laptop of Porn = Bad. WTF?
Based on that trailer, porn is also capable of opening closet doors behind unsuspecting children.
Maybe this movie should be run as a double-feature with that old, hysterical "Reefer Madness" movie. Or they should remake it as a musical like that newer, awesomely hysterical "Reefer Madness."
TFTFY
Thanks.
Also, why is it the husband and father's porn? I know the answer to this, but it still quite annoys me: the mother and wife could never be interested in porn; no, she gets all her pleasure in life from tending to her youngsters and hubby. She would instead allow herself to be "hurt" by the porn.
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1552/…
In fact, that is my proposed cure to the "porno acclimation" problem - you know, where you need nastier and nastier spank material? Just skip some steps and go straight to "A Serbian Film." Now you're done. You're welcome.
OMG! What's With The Creepy Little Girl With Her Hair Covering Her Face?
OMG! WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY LITTLE GIRL WITH HER HAIR COVERING HER FACE?!?