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1
Only three bottles of champagne?
2
So that's why the site went down, ya'll were drunk.

And about all that gas - try oatmeal.
3
Please. Ballatore Gran Spumante is not champagne. It's not even from the same planet as champagne.
4
Congratulations Eli. Even if this is some kind of joke.
5
Why did the "server down" screen list Eli as a woman yesterday?
6
will some get dear leader keck to open his murse and spring for some veuve cliquot or perrier-jouet? a pulitzer prize demands nothing less.
7
Is this the Stranger's first Pulitzer?
8
Someone please tell me the Stranger has bashed on the Pulitzer as being a "sold out" award at some point in the past!!
9
So great to hear a little backstory of what happened when Eli learned he won his first Pulitzer. I assumed he was overcome with such modesty he ran to unplug the servers.
10
@3 I think it's Monarch Vodka and canned grape juice concentrate mixed in an industrial-sized Soda Stream.
11
Stroker Ace remake?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en…

Don't tell me it's not the time!
12
Oh, Gloomy Gus. You are a gem.
13
@10: Monarch Vodka - ***** shudder ****
14
@7, yes it is. A Pulitzer is a pretty rare thing for an alt weekly to win.
16
Gus, you are on a tear this morning.

Oh, and cheep $7.99 hootch is the perfect Stranger celebration. Clearly even the tech-savy at-risk youth were too drunk to fix the servers until hours later.
17
Leopard Vid: Adorable! Strangest thing about _Neofelis nebulosa_, even when it grows up to be a fearsome golden retriever-sized hellcat capable of dragging your fat ass high up into the tree canopy in thirty seconds, it's still adorable. Even when it starts to eat your face while you're still alive! Squee.
18
Oh, come on. They couldn't break into their secret stockpile of Four Loko for this?

I'm disappointed.
19
Metro should have less stops most buses have too many. And I say this as a regular bus rider.

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