It Gets Bigger

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You know a thing has become part of culture when it can be spoofed so well, when it’s more than 16-year-olds mocking your project.

Allyn on April 12, 2012 at 8:23 AM

I think this might just be the biggest compliment you've ever gotten Dan, congratulations!

Also amazingly hilarious, thank you Dan, this really brightened my day :D

Friendstastegood on April 12, 2012 at 8:51 AM

"It really might not."

Honesty IS the best policy, but come onnn, we're supposed to give them hope!

LOLOL

despicable me on April 12, 2012 at 9:00 AM

Thanks! That was great.

nocutename on April 12, 2012 at 9:03 AM

Fucking hilarious. Thanks for sharing! I like the random inclusion of a female with, "it really might not."

@2 Poor Asian men. I guess when they're mostly all small, Asian ladies don't even notice. But consequently, non-Asian ladies aren't lining up for the Asian boyfriend. You don't see that combo a lot. A thimble-sized love member just isn't enough.

Confluence on April 12, 2012 at 9:32 AM

It Gets Bigger is the title of a gay porn - no kidding.

JaxBriggs on April 12, 2012 at 10:27 AM

"shit that's basically not even fun..."
lol
Love it.

secretchord on April 12, 2012 at 11:42 AM

That is a hilarious spoof. Thanks.

Reverse Polarity on April 12, 2012 at 12:28 PM

thank you dan. i have tears from the laughter

fixitman on April 12, 2012 at 2:44 PM

lolololololol

stephen.g on April 12, 2012 at 3:45 PM

You must be so proud.

scrappy_girlie on April 12, 2012 at 4:00 PM

This is wrong because it doesn't give them a bigger penis, only the hope that they might, while they must simply endure the frustration in the meantime.
(*・_・)ノ⌒*`*`*

sirkowski on April 12, 2012 at 4:42 PM

Sirkowski, men can always get a bigger penis if they find someone who'll play sharesies.

And Confluence, you make a stereotypical assumption there that does something to u.

open heart on April 12, 2012 at 5:25 PM

@14, I'm really hoping that Confluence was being wry and satiric.

clashfan on April 12, 2012 at 7:12 PM

@6: Fuck you.

the idiot formerly known as kk on April 12, 2012 at 9:59 PM

@6 Speak for yourself. My ex was half-korean and only packing 4 1/2 inches, but my god the things he could do with it (didn't hurt it was thick as a brick, admittedly)

Tetchy Brit on April 12, 2012 at 11:20 PM

Yet another great win by Dan Savage, a true American icon.

FightBack on April 13, 2012 at 2:39 AM

I'm nipping this in the bud before this thread gets horrible: No more discussion of Asian guys' dicks. That is done with now.

Belle Starr on April 13, 2012 at 10:59 AM

I was with a Taiwanese man who had a cock bigger than most of the white guys I've been with, and quite a few of the black guys, too.

Barbara on April 13, 2012 at 1:35 PM

@19 I see what you did there.

Also, yeah, my husband's half-Japanese, and I tell people you can tell he's a Saggitarius because he's like a horse from the waist down.

thecheesegirl on April 17, 2012 at 11:52 AM

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