Blogs Mar 27, 2012 at 12:07 pm

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eat the fucking chocolate. it has nothing to do with morals or feeling, it has to do motherfucking chocolate.
2
Hey, not to worry, conflict chocolate is always fun to eat.
3
I'm afraid the chocolate will taste like guilt and/or rage.
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@3: I don't think that's white chocolate.
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@1, yeah, the worst chocolate on the face of the earth.

You guys should cover the story of the Easter egg hunt in Colorado that was cancelled because in the past too many pushy parents jumped the rope to help their kids scoop up more candy:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/1153…
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The chocolate doesn't care about politics. The chocolate doesn't care about anything. It's just there.
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I am going to guess the chocolate will be very unfocused in flavor and when you bite into it, it will break up in a million little pieces.

Also, eat it in nice warm weather; this sort of chocolate breaks apart very quickly in even slightly bad weather.
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Rage chocolate is like angry sex. It's still good; sometimes even better!
9
If you do eat remember Jesus and the meaning of Easter and ask him what up with America? In god we trust? and all we get crimes from "HELL" and the Idiots from "Hell" and Chocolate temptation from "HELL". maybe the figure of Jesus is on that chocolate egg?
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Chocolate 'may help keep people slim'
By Michelle Roberts
Health reporter, BBC News
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-1751101…
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Actually, this great little action was courtesy of a separate, autonomous group called Mic Check Wall St, which also did the mysterious Valentine's Day money drop in downtown:

http://miccheckwallst.org/
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Tree chocolate don't care. Tree chocolate don't give a shit.
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@11: Yeah, those of us who know how to read instead of jumping to conclusions figured that one out.

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