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1
Hotel wifi login procedures are so 2007. Just give me one secure login and then recognize the fuck out of me!

(Also, the sleeve of her jacket is a problem.)
2
What the heck is a "WiFi Login Page Lady?"
3
Have you tried opening and closing your wallet?
4
She just keeps staring into that blank screen. I can't help but feel things have broken down and she just sees her disappointments looking back at her.
5
Posture!
6
Dan if I can afford a good laptop I know you can too. Get thee to an Apple store.

Anyone who's gonna jump on me for recommending a MBP/MBA, STFU. I've got a Win7 machine a few feet away from me (which I built with my own hands.) The fact is all PC laptops are garbage. You're better off buying a Mac and installing Win7 on it than buying some piece of plastic shit from Dell/HP/Lenovo/etc.
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Dude, it is time to upgrade.
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@6, Apple makes great laptops and crap desktops. Self-assembled PC desktops kick ass but their laptops are inferior. I thought this was accepted wisdom by now?

If it's not, it should be.
10
She has a generic black plastic laptop of the sort I first bought in circa 2001 (actually, I think mine may have been nicer). WTF are you using?
11
Yeah, that laptop is like two inches thick. It looks like my old Toshiba; I'd guess 1998 at the latest. That screen is probably SVGA, 800x600 at best. I don't know what kind of computer you have, but I KNOW it's not running Windows Me.
12
Fun fact: Mr. Savage is very well known in the 1980s hardware collector community. When he says "she has a better laptop" he means "better preserved antique."
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@12: I really want to believe you.
14

Wifi?

I have Clear Wimax and I can use it in any metro area.

And the only "laptop" that matters is an ultrabook.

I'm getting one.

When they start costing $350.
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@13

Here's Dan making a call! Can you believe that thing still works? Everything in his collection is in perfect working order. Dan Savage is the Jay Leno of personal electronics bling.
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@9: No, she has what the Irish call a "ride knot": hair mussed by/during fucking. She's probably googling for nearest RU-48 stocking pharmacy.
17
Dan, don't be too surprised when she looks you up on Twitter and sends you an "LOL, Dude, you didn't just make fun of my hair, did you?" message back.
18
I'd rather have a newer model ThinkPad than a Macbook. All my Mac friends are always running out of battery while mine keeps going. And ThinkPads are much tougher than their Macbook equivalents.
19
Hotel internet connectivity is always crapshoot. I've called Marriott's internet provider countless times with the same logon issues, I eventually put the number on speed dial. Success was 50%. However, I was pleased when Marriott waived the internet fee due to my frequent guest status - that was a benefit I really appreciated. I don't think the laptop has much to do with connecting to a hotel's internet. One Marriott was without the cloud for the whole week I was there, and that included the front desk too.
20
I find the lamp terribly confusing. Is it in a flower vase? Is it supposed to be a flower?
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@ 20

That's a lamp bolted to the desk. No way anyone is taking that home to use as vase or anything else!
22
While you're at it about the hair, tell her that her computer will work better when it's turned on.
23
@14 I'm going broke this summer for a nice Zenbook. I wish it were only $350 :(
24
A white person should NEVER say anything negative to a black woman about her hair. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much shit black women take about their hair!


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