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"undramatic as filling out a tax form, or waiting in line to renew your driver's license. "

I thought liberals loved paying taxes and dealing with bureaucrats. In one fell swoop you managed to show distain for the two pillars of your ideology.
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I also turned out to be the precinct officer, delegate, and sole attendee of my precinct.

"Somewhere in Bellevue" cracked me up.

Looking ahead to the county convention...I'm thinking resolutions to endorse I-502 and R-74.
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Adorable!
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Congrats on your election!
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@1 Why would I want my tax preparation and license renewal to be drama-filled affairs?
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@1: It's almost like you don't actually understand liberals. I'm glad you're starting to realize it.
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@1, I get that you're trying to make a joke that is also a cutting criticism - or something - but you might ask yourself the next time you take a stab at it whether the things you're saying actually make any sort of rational sense for any human being at any time in history, ever.

Like, if you catch yourself about to say, "Ha ha! Liberals sure do like to be stabbed with frozen eels, those pervert socialists!" you might stop and consider, "Wait, is that even a thing that can happen? Maybe I'm actually kind of a lunatic for even thinking of it."
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As Precinct Committee Officer (and aren't these elected?), you are responsible for networking with your Republican neighbors - you may have two or three and a couple stray cats in the 43rd - and get out the Republican vote come Election Day. Don't be neglectful of your duty. It is your sacred honor.
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So, members of the party that screams about "vote fraud" and tries to pass repressive voter ID laws everywhere can't even show up to caucus with out their voter registration cards... is there perhaps some irony in that construct?
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As long as they don't require that you swear you are not a member of some other party as well, I see no problem with so swearing. A party that doesn't let you participate in any other party would be a pretty lame party.
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er...with, not without...
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@1 un-DRAMATIC, not un-DEMOCRATIC you fucking dolt
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You know that Santorum defends the Patriot Act right?
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@13

You know that you're a concern troll, right?
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This sort of thing was interesting when Dan Savage did it over a decade ago....
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I can't understand why anyone would pick a blob of frothy, whiny shit and ejaculate over President Obama.

When it comes to voting Republican, I just say NO.
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BTW - just so that you know, you are *not* a Precinct Committee Officer, that's totally different from being "Permanent" chair of the precinct caucus. It's easy to confuse because someone who was already a PCO automatically becomes chair of the caucus *if* they show up, but the converse does *not* hold (i.e., getting "elected" chair at the caucus does *not* make you a PCO)

In order to become a PCO you have to get elected in the August primary in an even year, which is actually pretty easy if there's nobody else in your precinct who wants the job --- just wait for filing week (in May) file the form with county elections, and you're done; you can even do it on line, now. Either that or you have to get the local party organization to appoint you to fill a vacancy between elections -- I don't know what the Republican process for this is, but I'm guessing you'll at least have to show up at the montly district meeting, and you'll probably have your work cut out for you convincing the meeting that you actually *are* a Republican...
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Celine is Canadian. THIS GUY'S A FRAUD!
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I guess you think you're pretty clever; really, what ever floats your flip flop in the Guvment protected wetlands. To liberals, the idea of democracy in our great Republic of a country, must be some kind of joke. I get it, you're too damn stupid to understand the true meaning of liberal (one seeking liberty or freedom) let alone our system of guverment designed to allow us to keep our liberties. You prefer the paint-by-number socialist/statist type bureaucracies that leave you few choices and even fewer opportunities to support yourself. But that's OK, there are all kinds of rich folk out there to tax and rob their money (don't forget your mooovie stars and ball players and forked tongued democrat congress-critters). Problem is eventually your milk cow will run out of milk and all we'll be left with is Euro-greece, wetlands and electric cars with no electricity.

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